Summary: <p>Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy.</p> <p><strong>SHOW NOTES</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Introduction</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://gizmodo.com/ken-m-is-the-most-epic-troll-on-the-internet-1739028329" target="_blank">Ken M, epic troll</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000003694572/shot-in-the-name-of-art.html" target="_blank">Artist Chris Burden shooting himself in the arm</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Trumped up</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/trump-we-should-just-cancel-the-election-and-just-give-it-to-trump/2016/10/27/8e0f3cd0-9c8f-11e6-b552-b1f85e484086_video.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">“We should just cancel the election and give it to Trump”</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3885072/We-did-determine-going-win-Hillary-Clinton-heard-tape-making-stunning-argument-fixed-2006-Palestinian-election.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Election rigging</span></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/trump-files-kelly-preston" target="_blank">Trump’s words to a grieving mother</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/10/28/trump_sexually_humiliated_a_miss_universe_onstage_with_an_orgasm_joke.html" target="_blank">“She came”</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Nailed it</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/fahrenheit-451-permission-slip-dad/" target="_blank">Dad’s response to a permission slip requirement to read ‘Fahrenheit 451’</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stupid Shit</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Poorlysummarized/photos/a.1029267737154813.1073741828.988342084580712/1220669164681335/?type=3&theater" target="_blank">Fake ID fail</a></li> </ul> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Headline of the week</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.wpxi.com/news/wife-tries-to-show-husband-lottery-tickets-are-a-waste-but-wins-1-million-instead/460788258" target="_blank">Wife tries to show husband lottery tickets are a waste but wins 1 million instead</a></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Eye Candy</span></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/10/a-peek-inside-japanese-candy-sculptor-shinri-tezukas-amezaiku-studio/" target="_blank">Japanese candy sculpture</a></li> </ul> <p><a href="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/candy-6.jpg"><img class="alignnone wp-image-599 size-medium" src="http://www.thisiscolossal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/candy-6.jpg" width="100%"></a></p><p>Special Guest: Seán McGuire.</p>
