Bonus: Orc Shoe




The 20-Sided Theatre show

Summary: Wherein His Majesty Vragul, son of Vorbal, King of Town Hall, etc., performs a traditional Cave Orc Marching Tune from his upcoming hit album, Vragul: King of Sing! Lyrics by Rudraigh Quattrin Music, Performance, and Engineering by Cian Quattrin (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! ORC FOOT ALSO MADE OF BONE ’CAUSE THAT WHAT WHAT MAKE YOU STAND UP! BUUUUUUUT SOME THING THAT LIVE DEEP IN CAVE OR WAY DEEP DOWN ON SEA FLOOR HAVE THING CALLED EXOSKELETON! ME NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEAN! FUNNY HAT USE THAT WORD ONCE, BUT ORC JUST CALL IT CRAB SKIN! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! BUUUUUUUT ORC FOOT ALSO HAVE TEN-DON, THEM ALSO MAKE YOU STAND UP! ACHILLES TENDON, BACK ON FOOT, IT NAMED FOR LONG DEAD HUUU-MON! THEM EASIER FOR CUT THAN BONE, SO HACK THEM AND ORC FALL DOWN! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF! BUUUUUUUT NAIL ALSO GROW ON FOOT, SO FOOT ALSO MADE OF THAT! ME NOT KNOW WHAT NAIL DO, BUT IT SURE HURT WHEN PULL OFF! SOME THING HAVE SHARP CLAW INSTEAD BUT ORC JUST HAVE DUMB NAIL! (Refrain) OOOOOOOH ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER! ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT ’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!