Summary: Welcome to show number 2017.18!<br> Show Notes<br> <br> We're late this week. Shaddup.<br> Jon apparently has never listened to the show intro before.<br> <br> We may have been drinking too many Mad Jack Sucker Punches.<br> WARNING: this show is a Nova Scotia Kitchen Party<br> <br> <br> Kelly may be leaving Jon for her new chair.<br> <br> Jon hates wicker. Wicker is ass.<br> <br> <br> 08:00 - Kelly's Corner<br> <br> BIO-HACKING!<br> Kelly may think that Biohacking groups fall under the Girl Guides of Canada.<br> PBS biohacking...wha?<br> Russian biohacker is a human compass. Not because he has any interest in magnets. Or north. Or navigation. Or compasses. It's just cool, man.<br> <br> But it's only cool for a day or so. Depending on how often he turns north.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> 23:00 - Jon walks us through the Wanna Cry ransomware attack<br> <br> Kelly discovers "sneakernet"!<br> Spoiler: The Shadow Brokers stole The Equation Group (cough NSA cough) tools and someone turned one of them, ETERNALBLUE, into the Wanna Cry malware.<br> Newfie weapons contain an arse, and all. (get it? arsenal?)<br> Don't. Click. Links. Seriously, just stop it, people.<br> Jon forgot to read a paragraph of the The Shadow Broker's recent release. But, you should...their writing is so..odd<br> Spoiler: Someone (cough NSA cough) told Microsoft this really bad exploit had been stolen.<br> So, only neglected Windows systems were victim of this.<br> Between the small ransoms and weirdo kill switch, this attack is straight up weird.<br> <br> Bitcoin wallets: 1, 2, 3.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> 42:00 - Cooperstown News<br> <br> The 60th anniversary of the Junior Ballroom Cotillion.<br> <br> <br> <br> OGG ME!<br> The JaK Attack! 2017.18 – OGG
