Summary: (Segment 1) This Day In Music History, (2) Light stories: Squirrel attacks burglar, UM football player falls asleep, Goldberg daydream potatoes, (3-4) Honoring Cops Killed Protecting Protesters: Dallas Police Shooting Memorial, (5-6) Wanna See Your Congressman's Pension? TOO BAD, Ya Can't! (Adam Andrzejewski), (7-8) Will Ferrell's Commencement: Why Can't They All Be This Good?
