Best of HornsCast: BC Unplugged - Butthole Bears




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Summary: Jason Chilton - Butthole Bears ----------------------------------------- Art brought in Tevin, Tevin ruined lives He raped a lot of women and might not have stopped at five Ukwuachu was watchin’ you and now he’s with the jailer They were all in love with rapin’, they were doing it at Baylor. Art won lots of games and he built a Waco cult While Ken sat in the Ivory Tower playing Sergeant Schultz They were all in love with rapin’, they were drinking from a fountain It’s wins and dollar bills and not the human cost they’re countin’. I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it shows Let’s blame this on alcohol and call the victims hoes Dear recruits, it’s hearsay and a bunch of Longhorn lies Ignore the press, the victims and make sure to close your eyes. They thought we would forget it all, they hoped we wouldn’t probe They thought we’d say it’s all OK once they hired Grobe They were all in love with rapin’ didn’t think that we’d be peekin’ But now the house is burnin’ down once Regents started leakin’ I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it shows If we pay the victims off this shit won’t get disclosed Prayers in the vestry and loudly spoken lies Pretending to be Christian makes for one damn fine disguise. Coaches threatened victims so the Feds won’t get the goods While Kendall scattered bags of cash throughout the Piney Woods Then there was the ever-present football player rapist Didn’t change that line a bit with the shame they brought to Texas. Art caught a bullet and then Kenny took the fall They should arrest the lot of them and string ‘em by their balls They were all in love with rapin’ but they’re in for a mountin’ Because I hear that Title IX is comin’ round the mountain. I just hate the sun sometimes, the images it’s shown We had a shot at history but now that shot’s been blown We scored 34 points, but the Horns got 35 Now we’ll never sniff the playoff in our entire fucking lives.