Summary: Everything that was good when you were a child has since been ruined. The most recent franchise to be super crappiffied is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which Michael Bay has turned into Green Transformers.Instead of the rascals from when we were young, the turtles are now grossly muscled broy dickheads. And the plot is a mess. And the dialogue doesn't make sense. And the voice work is phoned in. And... and... and. Basically everything that could be bad in a movie is really bad here.
