SHaFT 134 – Filling Up On Meat

Summary: The show notes for this show come from Emma Lou, because she's awesome. Rick wins the woot-off this week. Dipping your fingers in talcum powder. Filling up on meat. Walli-tourettes. Rich's Mum swearing Vs Asda swearing. Morrisons self checkouts suck. Perky/drugged checkout staff. The Walmart philosophy. The verdict on "The Social Network" is 'pacey and confusing'. Mark Zuckerberg is a weirdo but you can't criticize really. Nick calls: Walli with a volume control. Its been a busy week. Scrambling to cover your own arse. I don't really like people. Getting in your way at the Co-op. Smile and nod on the moor. Drunk Irishman are attracted to Walli. Middle Class swears. Off to bed, goodnight. Its nice to chat to new listeners. Playing Casey on Rich Daily of a Monday. Buying expensive burgers in Las Vegas. Playing X-Box with cows and caressing their udders. I'd rather have an iPad than a piece of meat. The glorious new Simply Syndicated website. Allison has had a heavy week. Being sad about Amy Winehouse. Saying happy goodbyes. Things have been tough since coming back from holiday. Estate Agents with dodgy names. Shane calls: Rich has upset everyone with his Morrisons hatred. Simply Read co-ordination. Rich is crap at correspondence. Talking network business. The "What Simply Syndicated Means To Me" interviews. Moving Rich Daily to four days a week. Walli is gonna get a Hooked out this week. Great articles blocked by paywalls. The failure of the war on drugs. Rich fights temptation. The F1 move to Sky. Glad we've got the Disney Channel. Learning the lyrics to "Under The Sea". Sky Sports costs a ton. Allison shouts at Rugby League. The dude with the hair. Thanks for the Amy Winehouse piece. JBW calls: excited about his upcoming American adventures. Matt King and his amazing rugby skills. The awesome of Warrington. Never thought I'd ring into SHaFT to talk about Rugby League. First stop on North American tour is Toronto. Two meets in two weeks. JBW makes history. Super frisks at the airport. Allison would happily blow up Rich to win an argument. Lego sabotage. Barclay likes a lie-in. YouTube videos of dog shenanigans. The BBC reckon podcasting is rubbish. Why do they always get the fat guy? Radio One "Newsbeat" creates stupid people. Overplaying songs on the radio. World weather reports on the network. Rich wants to make some new shows. Paper based podcasting. Rich's history show with JBW consulting. Galaxy Bars don't last long round here. Whats the point of resealable packets? History of chocolate podcast. Horrible American sweets. Wispa variants. Rude Estate Agents. Casey calls: good to have you back Casey! Time for an impromptu Top 5 generator show, "The Top 5 Secret Awesome Food Combinations!". In at 5) Chocolate Hob Nob and a cup of tea, 4) Cheese on toast with homemade pickled onions, 3) Strawberries and fresh black pepper, 2) Meat and potato pie with Henderson's Relish and 1) Chocolate and Walkers Salt n Vinegar crisps. Andrew joins the call to suggest dark chocolate and cola cubes and boiled new potatoes and balsamic vinegar. Rick advocates dipping your McDonalds fries into your chocolate milkshake. Pressure cookers are evil. Massive calorie intakes at McDonalds. Allison loves rich fruit cake with a sharp cheese. Stir-frying everything in the freezer at once. Catastrophic stews. Eating crap while camping. Dubious canned meats. Walli advocates french toast with jam. Carlos in the chatroom shouts out peanut and banana sandwiches (see HGN Elvis Food special for details). Rich talks chocolate and bacon adventures. Real Maple Syrup. Canned Chicken nightmares. The Lidl/Netto/Aldi trifecta. Injecting bananas with brandy. Self heating canned food. Subscribing to food on Amazon. Casey pitches a new food show to Rich. Its late so its time to wrap up. Thats all folks!