SHaFT 139 – Just Pretend In Your Mind There Is Music

Summary: Trying a new set up with this one. Thanks to Scott for the notes. Just pretend in your mind that there's music. James wins the woot contest. Rich is so fat, he's breathing hard. Being in the Red Cross. Faking car crashes and burns. James calls. Reporting on last weekend's meet up. Did you get your Ukulele out? Happy Birthday Casey. From now on, hats at meet ups. http://on.fb.me/nd4TLn (http://on.fb.me/nd4TLn) Taking a hat in 1998. "I like Superman, in Superman II where he use's his powers." Are all these woman lesbians? "I was shit faced!" Richard has footage of Will, on the floor. http://on.fb.me/nqLe88 (http://on.fb.me/nqLe88) A glass of wine in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other. Croosh vs Ukelele vs Raining Blood - http://on.fb.me/pn0HS4 (http://on.fb.me/pn0HS4) We're surrounded by sheep. Something about Rich's venom, the Chinese and Pam's kids. A girl fisting her boyfriend. Who's this guy? (http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif) http://on.fb.me/qgtoIU (http://on.fb.me/qgtoIU) Addendum: Meet up photos courtesy of Greg (The Big Lebowski). http://bit.ly/n8WKTS (http://bit.ly/n8WKTS) How was your breakfast? I don't want toast. There's muscular men, everywhere. Missed Cardiff pride. So you're Stu "the beard" Perry. There was an abundance of cake, including cake from Greg "TheBigLebowski" and his wife. I can't believe all these people I'm meeting. It was a great meet up. The next one will be in March 2012. (Done) Matt calls. Getting a website up and running. http://www.thepistons.co.uk (http://www.thepistons.co.uk/) It's under construction - a lot. I'm geek naive. There will be a MIS announcement later. Being killed by The Hell's Angels. Matt is a pastry chef. No visa to Russia. "Baby diarrhea brown". Mom is a family support worker. 90 hairy biker men. Electric cigarettes. I don't trust Lion. (Done). MYSS will be recorded tomorrow. MIS is coming back, but as a subscription only show. Casey calls. Happy Birthday, sir. Casey and Katey had a wonderful time in Leeds. The Toronto meet up is tomorrow. Kyp is hurdling towards Toronto on the train, as we speak. Poutine, it might as well be called 'vagina'. These eggs are not properly cooked. Casey drank non-stop, from start to finish. We've been off doing lots of filthy stuff. Living in plaster. It just needed more bacon. Reminiscing in the chat room about old SimSyn episodes. What would you do with 163 pounds a year? Thank you Mr. Cogswell for the Birthday present. Bless you, Cogs. Let's wait for iPad3. You're the kind of person that would say "wanker" to deaf people. "This shirt gets me so much cunt". (Done). Good night people! ----------------------------------- Tonight's "From The Chat Room:" (emma_lou): I suggested Walli have a spritzer, she told me to fuck off! (http://www.simplysyndicated.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif) (cogswell): some people think it's funny, but it's really hot and runny. Diarrhea. (FarliamentPunk): vagina cheese is just ... unsavory (FarliamentPunk): Horrible thought: there are lots of dishes that incorporate penis as an ingredient. I'd like to see a dish that uses cow vagina as a bowl. Go ahead Mr. Bourdain, slurp out the broth. (Marius): Stop being so vulvar, FP! (bobhires): Cervix with a smile! : ) (DPR): Superman wears Cogswell pyjamas -----------------------------------