Summary: If Alex were in charge of the Chicago Fire who would he hire as their next manager? The answer may surprise you. Because it's dumb. Plus, talk of the rapidly approaching MLS Audi 2015 Playoffs presented by Audi have you driven an Audi maybe give it a try Playoffs, Ned Grabavoy's gross hair, and a new bet where Alex will end up owing Geoff $1.4 million. All this and more in the latest Straight Red.
