Summary: Live from the patio of the Ports O' Call Waterfront Dining restaurant in the Los Angeles Harbor, the "Friends" celebrate the first day of the Tall Ships Festival. Guests include the guy behind the Tall Ships Festival, a real Pirate with a piRAT on her shoulder, our travel dude describes how to take a tall ship vacation, or at least a harbor cruise. Plus, count how many times Jennifer Bjorklund says the word "behead" or "beheaded." Now you can get herpes doing THIS. The TSA's X-Ray scanners can see you naked but they apparently can't see on of THESE. A Glendale cop is caught soliciting an undercover hooker in Vegas when he asks for something a little "extra." Turn on the echo machine when you say, "Sea Plankton in Space." Plus, the world's largest rubber duck!
