Summary: Alex is thirty, and his youth has been torn from him in a method not at all dissimilar to a bikini wax. Alex and Geoff talk about the downfall of evil super-villain Sepp Blatter, the USMNT roster for the upcoming friendlies, the latest rumored moves to the dumpster fire otherwise known as NYCFC, and Geoff’s continued obsession with commemorative plates. All this and more in the latest Straight Red.
