Summary: Merry & Happy Holidays !!! Twas the night before CES, when all through the hall Not a gadget was stirring, not even the tech mall. The displays were all done and each booth done with care, In hopes that the Press, would soon be there. The devices were nestled all snug in their spots, While visions of interviews danced in their heads all aglow. And Todd in his chair, and us by his side, We had just settled our brains for a long podcast and show. When out on the floor there arose such a clatter, We sprang from the booth to see what was the matter. Away to the floor we flew like a flash, Tore open the doors and ran for our stash. The desert was hot and we had to do the show Gave the lustre of new tech and objects to and frow. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a TPN.TV, and eight podcasters near. With a little old mic, and video so lively, I knew in a moment it must be a fan. More rapid than Internet his supporters they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Todd! now, Rob! now, Jamie now, Don and the other Todd too! On, Langley! On, Starman! and CheesyG! To the front of the show! to the plane we will go! Now fly away! Fly away! Fly away all!" As everyone leaves before the group flies, When they meet with an obstacle, not enough seats to fly. So up to the front the podcasters they flew, With the plane full of Tech, and Gadgets too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the PA. The ranting and raving of each little goof. As I new in my head, and was turning it round, Time to make a recording of every word today. We were dressed for the day, from our head to our feet, Covered with stashes of loot. A bundle of Tech Toys we had flung on our backs, And it looked like a podcaster, just opening his pack. His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow. The bump of mic he held tight in his hand, And the tech smoke it encircled all the tech land. He had a broad face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! He was chubby and plump, a right generous sole, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke many words, and went straight to his work, And filled all the drives and blogs, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, out to post the show I must go! He sprang to his plane, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the sound of a thistle. But I heard them exclaim as they he flew out of sight, "Happy Holiday’s to all, and to all a Merry night!" If you are regular listener to my podcast I would like to Please hear from you, get to know you and Welcome you to my HOME @ <a href="mailto:TheElderDivide@elderdivide.info" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">TheElderDivide@ElderDivide.info</a> Help Support the Show! if you feel this podcast is of value I have given you various ways to support the podcast or use the <a href="https://elderdivide.net/ted-newsletter/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">TED Listener Support</a> or Support the Show! with product links on my blog sites. Hello and Welcome this is a listener supported podcast by becoming a Patron of The Elder Divide over @ <a href="https://www.patreon.com/TheElderDivide" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Patreon.com/TheElderDivide</a> . Any amount you give on a monthly basis is greatly appreciated. It can be as little as $2.00 or more per month based on the value you get from what I am providing you with this Podcast. Thats a bargain at about 25 cents per episode per month. Again Thank You for listening! <a href="http://ting.7eer.net/c/100825/87563/2020" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ting.com</a> Mobile that makes sense.
