Summary: He may have been a horrible person. He may have spewed hatred and bigotry. He may have been one of the worst people ever. Fred Phelps was still better than god. Why am I thankful for the Westboro Baptist Church? Why do I feel I owe a sincere debt of gratitude to the Phelps clan? What the hell is wrong with me? Tune in to find out. Plus your calls. Awesomesauce.