Summary: Tonight we will be discussing Prepping for uncertain times. God and Guns Podcast Episode 057 - Prepping and the END? Part 2 Intro: Welcome back to the God and Guns Podcast. I’m your host, Troy. (Doug) And I’m your other host, Doug. We use this podcast to talk about God, guns, and the responsible Christian gun owners interests. Tonight we will be discussing Prepping for uncertain times. Bandwidth Sponsor: Firearms Radio Network This Weeks Gun and God activities: Doug - traded the guns for the lake this weekend and went fishing with my wife Wendy. Had a great time. Troy - Comedy Corner: Getting into Heaven Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered."That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them." Of course we know there is only one question and answer at the judgement. ------------------- A Christian Puppy A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest piqued, they go inside. "How do you know they're Christian puppies?" "Watch," says the owner, as he takes one of the dogs and says, "Fetch the Bible." The dog runs over to the desk, and grabs the Bible in its mouth and returns. Putting the Bible on the floor, the owner says, "Find Psalm 23." The dog flips pages with its paw until he reaches the right page, and then stops. Amazed and delighted, the couple purchase the dog and head home. That evening, they invite some friends over and show them the dog, having him run through his Psalm 23 routine. Impressed, one of the visitors asks "Does he also know 'regular' commands?" "Gee, we don't know. We didn't ask," replies the husband. Turning to the dog, he says, "Sit." The dog sits. He says, "Lie down." The dog lies down. He says "Roll over." The dog rolls over. He says "Heel." The dog runs over to him, jumps up on the sofa, puts both paws on the owner's forehead and bows his head. "Oh look!" the wife exclaims. "He's PENTECOSTAL!" ------------------ I have found biblical truth that men will get to heaven before women. 30 minutes before, to be exact. This is inarguable biblical proof: Revelation 8:1 When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. Listener Email: Subject: Feedback on Episode 55 Troy and Doug, I started listening to your podcast last week. I downloaded a few of the old episode first. When I listened to them, I enjoyed them very much. The mixture of Bible verses, gun and gear information, and Chuck Norris jokes was great. I was glad to hear your personal testimony which were very refreshing. You make a great addition to my regular list of weekly podcasts. I wanted to add something to the holster discussion. You did not mention Concealment Solutions holsters. I carry a 9mm M&P Shield with a Black Mamba holster from Concealment Solutions. It is very comfortable, even when worn for long periods. I highly recommend it. Keep up the great work on your podcast. Jim Gross Pittsburgh, Pa ------------------------------------------------- Brandon Rahm Subject: i want to open a youth group Message Body: hi my name is Brandon rahm.
