Ep 130 Robert the Redneck

Summary: Robert Tran joins the guys with sit in co-host Josh Nicols today.  Robert wants to make fun of asian drivers but feels its too hack.   Robert makes fun of Keith Carey.  Andy T isn't bored sexually.  Josh has made a tradition of shitting up Shaun's bathroom every time he comes over.  Robert dabs his penis with toilet paper after peeing.  Robert has masturbated in strange places and DOESN"T have a goodies folder.  Robert fails at abstaining from masturbation.  Old Macho Man clips are hilarious.  Super fan Dieckmann calls in and compliments the show.  Shaun apologizes for his terrible comments.  Robert doesn't like Dieckmann for taking attention away from him.  Shaun confronts Robert for making him seem like an asshole at an open mic.  Robert talks about being depressed and reading self help books.  Gamestop employees are stuck up.  Robert goes to Hooters for the experience.  Josh has had some funny experience in Hooters.  Andy T reads some Facebook questions.  Robert defends Lindsay Lohan.  Josh has a big angerbang list.  As a child, Shaun signed a promise to God to save himself for marriage.  Republicans and Liberals are all trolls.  The guys try to solve a riddle.  Shauns trying to bridge the gap between stand up and improv.  Shaun wants more crazy people to believe in the Mayan calendar.  Shaun is depressed about getting older but the other guys enjoy getting older.  Robert learns where babies come from via a Power Rangers episode.  Robert grew up really sheltered and is guilted into not moving out of his parents house.  Robert talks about the sources of his depression.  Josh thinks Robert had the same childhood as a redneck kid.  Shaun may have an entitlement issue.  Listener Jake calls in and asks the guys for advice and then calls Robert homosexual.  Roberts discouraged by Jake's call.  Shaun leaves a dark craigslist ad and gets a gross voicemail from it.  In Work Life, Shaun has some good news.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news. Chuck Norris is 72 Kids find bottle and accidentally take Acid Guy gets paid $15000 for Romney tattoo Malls are selling caviar in vending machines Follow Robert on Twitter @RobertTran04 Irvine Improv Dec 5th at 8pm Brea Improv Dec 18th 8 Pm Cherry Spitz v.s. The Apocalypse at Stages Theatre in Fullerton on Dec 7th at 1030 pm www.spectaclesimprov.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com