Fire Up! #08/11-Stephen Ferris, Brett Oaten & special guest Stephen Martin-Rd 9 Preview: Alan Bond, a bitter Russell Crowe & Sandow's self love

Summary: Wayne Bennett's continues to destroy every other club in the NRL by getting Parramatta boss Paul Osborne (aka Alan Bond) pay 550k a year for Chris Sandow. Russell Crowe is bitter, but not a hypocrite. We again espouse the need for a proper ANZAC Test, and dissect Ricky Stuart's ingenious plan to use Germanic soccer principles to win one Origin game this year. Plus, yet another reason you should never visit Canberra. Don't forget to continue the farce at facebook.com/fireuprugbyleague or if you dare encourage us, buy merchandise at cafepress.com.au/FireUpShop