Fire Up! #15/11-Stephen Ferris & Brett Oaten-Rd 16 Preview: Gal’s the Messiah & what’s the real Thurston conspiracy?

Summary: The real Jonathan Thurston conspiracy is: “which Jonathan Thurston conspiracy is real?”, R.I.P. Rex “Moose” Mossop, Paul Gallen aka “The Indestructible Animal” (TM) is the new Messiah/Modern Day Warrior (and Nathan Gardner’s an idiot), Penrith’s a Club in Crisis, Daine Laurie’s no Don Draper, Rotten Taumata’s at it again with a Vitamin V prescription, Spewing is the new truth session, Will Hopoate’s in demand because “he’s a good bloke”, Paul Crawley continues his push for power at the Telegraph, Jamal Idris compares himself to Ghandi and Nelson Mandela, Hot Toddy Carney starts taking a special new medication, Piggy Riddell retires and won’t be missed by Brett, Denmark is FINALLY included in the Nordic Cup – Go The Nords! And get on board our campaign to have Ricky Stuart re-instated as “The Game’s Greatest Thinker” by emailing Dave Riccio now – ricciod@sundaytelegraph.com.au – you know you want to. Don't forget to continue the farce at facebook.com/fireuprugbyleague or if you dare encourage us, buy patented Fire Up! merchandise at cafepress.com.au/FireUpShop