Fire Up! #21/11- Stephen Ferris & Brett Oaten-rd 24 preview: Todd gets a Bodyguard, Billy gets new shoes & Wayne & Darius are halfway to Newcastle

Summary: Why are people so unkind to Little Jamie Soward? Why is Hadley a joke? and Why has Billy got new shoes when there is no ball to go to, only ditches to dig in Melbourne. Todd needs a Kevin Costner according to genius Max Markson, just like Blair & Clinton. Gus sends Jennings to 'The Last Chance Saloon' and then does a Neville Chamberlain to some bloke from the AFL (whatever that is) called Dale's Adolph Hiler in talks at 'The Rib & Rump'' Finally Gerard Depardeau in sympathy with the great Urinators in League.