Fire Up! #25/11-Stephen Ferris & Brett Oaten-Finals Wk 2 Preview: Gallopgate – Melburnians are terrorists

Summary: Gallop equates Melbourne fans to terrorists, then claims that they’ve fooled him once so shame on him, no wait, fool me twice… well he won’t get fooled again! Wayne Bennett turns traitor to pow wow with his new team and we translate Mark Taufua’s tweets. We revel in the possibility of Todd Carney moving to the Sharks while an unexpected bidding war breaks out. Tim Tam Tahu does some underwater UFC training, Choc “Wollemi Pine” Watmough turns to feeding homeless people and Brett Finch bemoans his mates cutting his grass. Also, the World Round-Up returns with a special Balkan focus. Don't forget to check out all the Fire Up! merchandise at cafepress.com.au/FireUpShop and continue the farce at facebook.com/fireuprugbyleague