Fire Up! #26/11-Stephen Ferris & Brett Oaten-Finals Wk 3 Preview: Arnie says to Lockyer “get to the Chopper!”

Summary: We make up for the media’s shocking lack of coverage of the Darren Lockyer saga, then suggest he should become a Rugby League Terminator. Hodges the Cat and Ben Creagh the Sugar Plum Fairy. The Tigers are both devastated and disappointed. Phil Gould completely unbiasedly calls on David Gallop to resign. Zorba goes from treating female journos like pieces of meat to selling them. And Rugby League saves the rhinos. Don't forget to check out all the Fire Up! merchandise at cafepress.com.au/FireUpShop and continue the farce at facebook.com/fireuprugbyleague