Summary: What the Hell is an Equinox? In this episode, Shea explains why he's a feminist and talks about the day he and The Jew met Bill Clinton, and almost ended up at a black ops site. Hammer explains what Equinox is, and Shea thinks they're losing money not being open 24-hours. Hammer introduces the first recurring guest appearance, starting next week, his cousin Levi. Shea thinks the Cowboys need more Dez Bryants, and Hammer poses the question of whether Jerry Jones negatives have outweighed his positives. We roll into Florida vs. Florida St. this weekend, and the dynamic duo debates who would be in a 4-team playoff today. Shea thinks the Red Sox take Game 6, and either way Joe Buck can go to hell. Hammer breaks the news to Shea about who Andrew Luck's father is, and Shea can't figure out how that kid didn't end up at Texas.
