Summary: Addison and Matt give some thought to Matt's anti-American stance on fireworks, the best kinds of homemade ice cream, as well as cooking shows and bachelor eats. They also discuss exercise patterns that they don't know about, and stumble upon one of the universe's great secrets in the form of a terrible joke. The boys also get into some network news for later this summer and give some thought to what makes a compelling TV character. Bloomberg: If sparklers are legal, the terrorists will win
