Goin' Commercial- The Blue Dread of Lousy Breath, The Mating Ritual of The Cancer Stick and Early Pain Management, As Sold To The Patrons of The American Dream Scene of 1962 Through The Little Screen That Could (Sell Anything)

Summary: The scripture according to Madison Avenue in the 60’s stated that odors of the mouth required military action, cigarettes were not only cool but necessary if you wanted to make time with a gone chick and that pain relief was a pill poppin’ counter purchase away. Evolution is a slow boat to K-Mart.