Lou Reads about The Sucky World of Vampires

Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! show

Summary: <br> Are you feeling drained? It might be because someone nearby is not what they seem… YOU MAY BE UNDER ENERGY DRAIN ATTACK RIGHT NOW! No, its not just you didn’t get enough sleep or you’re bored. Its you, under energy drain attack by <a href="http://vampires.nu/" title="Vampires are REAL! J/K" target="_blank">a vampire</a>… right now! <br> Don’t worry, though. According to this forum, vampires aren’t really trying to kill you. They are just born with some kind of unexplained deficiency that can only be helped by leeching energy from humans. Some of them need blood. But don’t worry, they don’t bite you for it. Apparently they ask you for it and they have to make sure you don’t have ant diseases first. Energy vamps appear to just sort of drain you and apparently, even if there were like 20 of them, all draining you at the same time, it still wouldn’t kill you. So… yeah. Anyway… this episode is about these people so get ready to learn more than you ever wanted to about this nonsense.<br> ALSO RELEVANT! As it so happens this weeks <a href="http://www.earwolf.com/episode/wipeout/" title="Cowboy Poet" target="_blank">Comedy Bang Bang</a> featured a poem about vampires.<br> <a href="http://tindeck.com/" target="_blank" title="Upload MP3s">Upload MP3s</a> using <a href="http://tindeck.com/" target="_blank" title="Free MP3 hosting">free MP3 hosting</a> from Tindeck.<br> <br> <a href="http://www.adameve.com/landing.aspx?sc=LOUBNR&amp;oc=ginsu2" target="_blank"><br> USE CODE: “LOUREADS” at CHECK OUT TO SAVE!</a><br>