Tim and Simon: The Sketch Show

Wellbeing and Relaxation

A rapidly put together Christmas Special contains 1 urine scented reindeer, 3 woolly wonders and 25 dead cats (potentially). FACT OF FUN: This is the first episode of the sketch show that features Tim and Simon chatting chit. www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

Some thank yous for listening, some birds, and potential bees. Furn Farct: Tim and Simon are grateful for your time and ears.

The fourth and final (for now) episode contains one Daewoo Matiz, three globules of phlegm and one hilarious spoon based mix-up. Fat Funt: Tim and Simon have been misspelling “Fun Fact” since Episode One. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

This episode contains one plunger, two queens and a whole lot of licking. Fuct Fan: To create one of the sound effects in this, Tim wasted a tin of hot dogs. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

This episode contains fourteen ducks, four 'Betty's and one fourth century wench. Fun Fack: Tim and Simon reference their favourite Gladiator… other than Russell Crowe, or Jet. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

This episode contains a pod of dolphins, four zips, and one cow print top hat, minus top. Fun Fact: The self-help tape was actually recorded onto a cassette, unspooled and stamped on by Simon. Full credits can be found at www.timandsimon.co.uk/credits

An important message about the comedy sketch show from the absurd minds of Tim and Simon. Listen very closely.