Sloss and Humphries On The Road

A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new instalment and as ever no-body comes out of it looking smart but as always Elliot is thick flair (Thick Flair) It's joy to behold.

After being asked for their opinion on Fantastic Beasts this podcast just becomes a movie, book, comic and podcast review of muggins and cream's favourite entertainment over the past few weeks resulting in a verbal rimming of Dave Longley. Who is a fantastic beast, so it went full circle, if you know what I mean.

We've had to drive from Edinburgh to Manchester, tomorrow we've got to drive from Manchester to London, we're currently on the sesh. There'll be an original podcast up once we get back to London so for now here is an old pod where we quiz Elliot Steel to see if he is as thick as he seems (spoiler alert: he is) it's homework for you because we will be doing a brand thick-cast with him in a couple of weeks.

Where do you go when you sleep and when is euthanasia ok? Some of the high brow topics being covered by Muggins and Cream while struggling to hold it together. It's a high cast, I'm sure theres some funny to find in here amidst all the fumbling.

With some home made conversation starters Muggins, Cream and Snunky (@ryancullen90) plan their own funerals and share stories about crying. This episode is mostly us laughing. 

Muggins, Cream and a 40 stone Chinese lady called Ryan Cullen revisit some childhood memories that should be left suppressed and talk about the benefits of therapy and/or just having a banana. 

Muggins and Cream finally tell the Ljubljana story and discover the true dynamic of the dynamic duo. Giving it to one particular set of muggles for giving it to the muggles and going over some more epic conversation starters. While high. 

After a three day break in the tour and from each other Muggins and Cream fly to Belfast to kick off the second half, this episode is a masters degree in the art of opening conversations with strangers at parties. You will find yourself the life and soul of every soiree you attend with the education you are about to receive. 

During a brief sabbatical in the tour Cream is back home with his brand new house elf Ryan "Snunky" Cullen joining him on the podcast. With muggins back in London for his wife birthday Cream takes this opportunity to hang some shit on him... and play Red Dead Redemption.

Signing off the last day of the European tour, even though the UK leg is still to come and technically in Europe... it's the last day of the European tour. Keeping it short due to an early flight home Muggins and Cream still manage to fit in more people who need to end themselves than a regular full hour episode and discuss the horrendous jokes said in group WhatsApp conversations that could end most people with any chat. Warning: Some strong language and choice words. 

It's an absolute shambles. But our personal favourite!

Better late and good than on time and shit is very optimistic for something so dumb and subjective as the nonsensical ramblings of Muggins and Cream however fresh from actual sleep with the talking point of a recent wedding here is your Thursday (afternoon) podcast as promised

Your Thursday morning podcast will be a little late today due to travel, wedding and hangover demands so here is a re-release of a classic episode for those of you who are getting used to us being on time. Episode 3.8 will be with you once we've slept. 

Who's idea was this? By some twist of events, Muggins and Cream end up on the top floor of Soho House members club, Amsterdam, performing a live podcast to members who neither listen to the podcast nor know what they're coming to see. The boys are high, the boys are out of their depth, they're nerveous, yet they talk as much shit as they always would. This time being judged by Dutch strangers while high. 

Sitting in Warsaw, Poland with no luggage Muggins and Cream take on an oh so familiar rant at airline companies and discuss the art of swearing, including the gender appropriation surrounding the use of the word bitch. Real high brow stuff that you've come to know and love. Press play and numb your mind for an hour.