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The Russians hatch a sinister plot to destroy our podcast, Lauren's accountant delves into her pathetic financial situation, we take a shopping trip to Nebbishy Miser Outfitters, and Obama stops by to take your questions! (Okay, question.)

G.I. Joe does a brief roll call, Roseanne creates a human-sized nest, and in a show filled with 80s references, Dan still somehow manages to rag on Ready Player One.

Two elderly Jewish ladies become trapped in a Jerry's Famous Deli for eternity, Barack Obama takes actual questions from listeners, and a 13 year-old Dan carelessly masturbates with Icy Hot.

The title pretty much says it all. We're not proud of it, but it happened. Also, Lauren is strong-armed into a gym membership and Dan doubts asexual people are being oppressed because he's worse than Hitler. Tweet us your Obama Cares problems: @arewefunny #ObamaCares

Jeff Dunham gives his ventriloquist girlfriend some unwanted advice, the protagonists of gay cinema team up to face a cosmic threat, and Martin Shkreli gets hit by a car in prison.

Our post-Oscars extravaganza in which we're visited by the wise and tolerant floating heads of Planet Woke, Cyndi Lauper commandeers a time-traveling DeLorean, and Dan and Lauren take a stab at presenting an Academy Award. It does not go well.

Jennifer Lawrence reveals her true form, some old characters from previous episodes return to complicated their own mythologies, Dan takes his Zicam, and Lauren tells the Internet to "Chill the F--- Out." Plus selected readings from The Super Bowl Shuffle.

In honor of President's Day, Lauren and Dan bring in America's last president (and by "last" we mean "final"). They also do a bunch of puns about the female anatomy, talk about improv for way longer than anyone wants, and Dan gives the world's whitest review of Black Panther.

Our Valentine's Day episode! We interview the inventor of Sweetest Day, an actual holiday celebrated in the Midwest, a young Han and Chewie explore more than just the galaxy, and Lauren fiddles with her zipper.

Jesus conducts some business, Lauren gets *very* excited about a sex scene featuring two women named Rachel, Dan fails to explain "the memo," and Lauren *almost* predicts the exact outcome of Superbowl LII.

The Beatles have it out with their manager Reggie, Lauren breaks up with her own existence, and Pierro finds the courage to express his anal glands.

Our heroes tackle the Women's March, Lauren's disturbing landlord, the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and develop their pitch for the CBS series Older Lady Lawyer.

Lauren and Dan interview the woman whose real life inspired The Shape of Water, and the dipstick who accidentally sent that Hawaiian nuclear alert.