Dragon the Dirt Show

This is the "Special Edition" (90 minutes!) / Dragon was inspired by David Spade / it's time for the stories! / Dragon drools over Rocketboom's Amanda - www.rocketboom.com / sick cat, healthy cat / Divine Melancholy / new job, no job / new boss: "take ownership" / the passing of "a child in a man's body" / new boss: "you're too opinionated" - WTF? / Dirt's advice: "CYA by confirming it in writing" / www.nanowrimo.org - National Novel Writing Month - www.nanowrimo.org / it's great to be with fellow creative people / Dirt's project: "Of Vice And Men" - like Neo at the payphone meets John Galt / Dragon's strengths and weaknesses / Nonconformist Film Fest / "not to be an Apple fanboy, but..." / Dragon's project: "Homecoming" / let's talk politics! / let's flip the tape! / two key sources of life force drainage / Ayn Rand and Robert A Heinlein: romantic storytellers depicting The Ideal Man / Dirt's message delivered: "Are you going to stay asleep?" / conditioned to fear, and to blindly trust the "experts" / a warning and a wake up call / freedom vs. restraint, hate vs. actual harm / LYOL: Live Your Own Life! / rights are simply powers, either inherent or derived / old-fashioned shunning / police: no *duty* to protect / group rights are derived from individual rights / solutions: http://www.mises.org and http://voluntaryist.org / is Alex Jones pro-government? / anything that restrains is anti-freedom

We're mellow, like NPR / Dragon Pesci asks, "Where's my crunkin' Whopper?" / patriots are lunatics / repeated multi-threaded conversations / 9-11 2005: no disasters or NBC problems / Dragon, will you please go now? / articles are more than 10 words / "living under the shadow of a mushroom cloud" / Dirt's boredom begets obnoxious rolling of dice / a fart in a teacup? / "it could never happen here" / 9-11: a sad list of "20 Things We Know 4 Years Later" / Despotism: a 1946 film, now playing in a modern nation near you! / Why is Dragon talking about "Logan's Run?" / serious consequences for thinking differently / I grok you speak rightly, brother! / dice explained, Dynamite praised / "You're The Man Now, Dog!" (YTMND) - gdsm.ytmnd.com: Edmonton Mayor Stephen Mandel, immortalized / www.purepwnage.com - is that pronounced Prawnage or Phoneage? / A "3" again? These dice are possessed! / Dragon finally reads the list / Dirt provides beatbox accompaniment and Beastie Boys stylin' / Dirt rattles off dozens of topics from the first 8 shows / why haven't you listened to the first 8 shows? / why do people put up with the State? (a list of 10 reasons -- 10 weak, fallacious reasons) / this is *our* declaration of independence!

Hyperactive intro courtesy of Mountain Dew / toe injury updates / we are such consummate professionals / Dragon is still the round peg that doesn't fit in the square hole / reminiscing about maturity / why "GAFFE"? / the SNL adult diaper commercial parody / yet another couch obsession reference / intentions revealed and revealing definitions / we are not "Bob Saget blue" funny / Aristrocats: a different movie than AristoCRATS / Dragon will fart in a bus shelter -- loudly. / GAFFE is all about promoting a voluntary society / asking simple but revealing questions of terrocrats -- oops, bureaucrats / Dragon is jokeless, he is without joke / "CRUNK" / Thanks, Ice T and/or Dave Chappelle (?) / censor stuff on our forums: it's just funny. / friggin' gubmint, a bunch of gorram dipspits :) / 25 question political spectrum test, summarized and reviewed / cLeRkS Amok! / George Lucas is not allowed to write dialogue / assigning authority that you yourself don't have / roads are *not* built by "government" / The Real Frank Zappa Memorial / individuals could provide anything that "government" claims to provide / a surprise visit from Tux, your friendly neighbourhood purr provider! / Ferris Wheel voting analogy

Catapult the propaganda! / what if they're lazy *and* stupid? / toe teaser / What's It All About? (not the book by Sir Michael Caine) / the voluntaryism ideal! / Dragon's post count="less than one" / has Dirt been fighting with Marc Stevens? / RantAcid: like a soapbox on paper / fond Kids In The Hall memories about Bruce's stolen bike wheel / Free Talk Live is "not libertarian enough" / what a "straw man" actually is / An Official Apology To Marc Stevens! / Mountain Dew Energy Drink -- oh yeah! / "Wonderstruck!" about the new Governor General / Dragon's skateboarding excursion and twin toe trauma / Dirt's blatant apathy / London survivor says bomb was *under* the train / Dragon sings, "scab flakes on my mic" / Dragon struggles to find Alex Jones "Martial Law" movie website / Many free 911 videos @ http://netctr.com/media.html / Dirt's "tip jar" seeding analogy / every episode, Dirt mentions the couch! / Dragon proclaims "Mallrats wasn't as bad as people say" / we're not as cynical, not as bitter... / TheNightlyPotato.com / "this has been the least political show" / Dragon keeps turning off the printer -- without Dirt's consent! / Sorry, Gord, what "contract"? / advice to bloggers applying for jobs

New and exciting website shortcuts / another London (non-)bombing / is Canada next? / this is not a London show / sign-up plea! / new shortcuts to the archives / the best Internet radio show audience in the world / Scotty beamed up / life can begin anytime / mid 30s or late 30s? / Dragon is not "old" / hey sycophants, stop sucking up! / Dragon's mad coding skillz / inspirational Kevin Smith stuff / "this is a challenge to you, Reese Witherspoon." / Atom Films: Nightly Potato / Dragon's thoughts on "the cat video" / Pope jokes and Catholic apologies / reasons to disbelieve London official story / 1. "Bibi" warning / 2. Olympic celebrants alive = you terrorists suck / 3. military withdrawal okayed / 4. easy to fake photos or videos / poor patsies / Fishing 101 / Dirt's couch obsession / What is poly-ticks? / Natural Law vs. natural law / There's No Government Like No Government / voting doesn't make sense / man made laws = opinions backed by guns / voting is a violent act / quiz answers / Dragon: "I've seen the light." / this is our E.P. ("Very Special Episode") / why do people obey laws? / Bush and Blair promote democracy / constitutions are not contracts

We talk about the aftermath of the London bombiing and much more! Enjoy. :)

Our thoughts on the London bombings and general nonsense going on in the world and what we can do about it.

More about freedom, conspiracies, and government silliness from Dragon and Dirt.  We're just getting started folks!

Previously, on "24"... / no offense to transvestites / Manson Family rating / journey walk / what is the deal with the Queen? / 3 logical fallacies / The Rainbow Suspenders / what Fox News does / policemen are just doing their jobs / what does furtively mean? / jerk in an $1800 suit / O'Reilly: No Suit Zone! / Dirt has a research addiction / David Icke is not crazy / left-leaning conspiracy websites / Mulley and Sculder / geniuses vs. the rest of you guys / emotionally manipulated by films / Dragon is concerned about Jack Nicholson's "winkie" / what does "citizen" mean? / labels are powerful! / TheFreeDictionary.com definitions of "freedom" terms / Dirt has no interest in being a citizen / Word #1: "GOVERNMENT" / govern-ment = control-ment / Word #2: "CITIZEN" / allegiance and loyalty in exchange for protection? / Dragon is *not* looking forward to "Sex With Dogs" / politics is all about controlling people / Word #3: "OWNERSHIP" / In conclusion, therefore, a citizen is government property! / finally, "Sex With Dogs" / consent is necessary for true freedom / we're just doing our part to expose the lies

Time, date, and purpose / we were alive in the 70s / food jokes / family friendly - but what family? / Dragon is known for his interrupting / we're questioning things that nobody questions! / My Dinner With Andre / this is a "cerebral smackdown" / brilliant radio dramas, or waste of time diatribes? / "Cut his mic!" / Dragon is not a "9-to-5 monkey" / MLK as an example of revisionist history / tall blades of grass get cut / Sam Jackson is way cool / funny is just as important as AIDS research / salt and pepper family fun / dropping water as well as picking it up / a phone call with thousands of people / Dragon asks, "Can I tell you a story?" / giving people a mental "buzzcut" / people are actually afraid of *succeeding* / Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead" / Dirt doesn't want to be famous, but Dragon does / adding, deleting, and distorting our 5 senses / Slartibartfast asks, "Would you rather be right or happy?" / "Adventures In Legal Land": a mind-blowing book! / taking your neighbour's couch is wrong / labels hypnotize people / a contract is simply an agreement / enjoying the time we have / the best audience in the world / Dirt's lengthy and confusing disclaimer