Beware the Hairy Mango

It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith   Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell! For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty much exactly like Beware the Hairy Mango. The shows will appear over there, but you can get an RSS feed link from Patreon and listen to the new episodes on your phone like you used to. If you want to get crazy with your support, pledge $3 a month and get one episode a month of the defunct subscription show, Beware the Elitist Mango! You can also get some of my less goofy stuff, like my short stories and flash fiction, but who would want that? Maybe you, because the more money I can get per month, the more free time I’ll have and the more Mango stuff I’ll be able to release! Check it out, listen to the promo, support the show, grow mo’ Mango! https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the May 30th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the May 29th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the May 28th show! Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis! Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith

It’s the May 27th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 26th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 25th show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 24th show! Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/ Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 23rd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 22nd show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 21st show! Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

It’s the May 20th show! Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/     Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.