the Bionic Genius Roundtable

We’re back in spirit! This is the first in a series of classic podcast episodes. On July 18, 2006 we spoke with Skip Haynes from the Laurel Canyon Animal Company, Makers of Pet CD’s guaranteed to get a reaction from your dog. We even play a few of these songs on the show, so get [...]

This episode, we’re joined by John Cohn, “The Professor” from Discovery Channel’s THE COLONY! About John Cohn (from wikipedia) John Cohn is a 50-year-old chief IBM scientist for design automation from Richmond, Vermont. He is an expert in fixing, making or hacking electronics, mechanical fabrication, and welding. His other talents include building structures out of [...]

If you’re an eternal optimist, then you’ll appreciate the fact that our guest didn’t show-up. Or something like that. Your geniuses talk about State Fair food and prattle about Winston, the carrier pigeon who beat broadband speed. Follow Winston the pigeon on Facebook and Twitter and visit his site. Follow Terry (@tclovescricket) and Alan (@alanhouser) [...]

The recipe for What Martha Stewart would call a good thing. This is episode is three-parts genius with a dash of et cetera. The genii reunite after a relaxing Summer. As usual, things went a little long, Terry wanted to skit, Alan dropped innuendos, and Roy just wanted to go.

This week we welcome Austin Grossman, author of Soon I Will Be Invincible to the show! We also welcome back Josh the Intern who moved to Austin with his band, Know More Robots! Austin Grossman wrote the book on superheroes — literally. from wikipedia: The novel {Soon I Will Be Invincible} is told through two [...]

This week we welcome author Paul Malmont back to the show! Paul first appeared on The Roundtable in June of 2006 to discuss his book “Chinatown Death Cloud Peril”, and he’s returned to tell the world about his latest book: “Jack London in Paradise“. SFGATE, Home of the San Francisco Chronicle says: “Jack London in [...]

This week we bring back the roundtable, with actual discussating. It was a little exhausting, but we covered every topic known to genii from pole to pole. Featured in episode 0000046: We discussed what we had for lunch, Red Stripe Lauger, Blood River and Beer from the Republic of Congo, Frank Miller’s The Spirit, Sin [...]

Happy Christmas, Geniuses! This week I changed the format completely with a shocking twist. Please don’t tell Roy and Terry. Maybe they won’t even realize that I taped-over the Larry David interview. Thanks again to our sponsor, The Bionic Genius Hat Company.

This week, The Geniuses return for a rapidly-failing attempt at anything resembling comedy! Features include: Can you really call these features? What does a genius eat for lunch? Break for our sponsor: The Bionic Genius Hat Company Airing of the Grievances ‘The Interviews’ and why they suck The Universe’s Fastest-Growing Quiz Sensation: Seinfeld Girlfriend, or [...]

“The Return of the Thanksgiving Jedi Special” This week, The Geniuses return for a LIVE SHOW, taped in front of a few confused people with nothing better to do! Features include: What Does A Genius Eat for Lunch? Podcast Throwdown Break for our sponsor: The Bionic Genius Hat Company Will It Whistle? Quiz Sensation: Star [...]

The Geniuses return for a post-election wrap-up special with almost two great guests! Features include: What Does A Genius Eat for Lunch Election Recap: The Bhutan Coronation Recap Special guest: Terry’s Teen-College-Sensation Cousin Luke The Universe’s Fastest-Growing Quiz Sensation, Pilgrim or Possible Obama cabinet member? Terry plays and sings “Thanks a Lot”. Nope, scratch that. [...]

in episode 0000041: The genii are back after a 23-month hibernation! This is the first show that wasn’t recorded in the workplace, so the “let’s not go there” filters were completely broken. We’re really, really sorry. Features include: What does a genius eat for Lunch? Will it Whistle: An Obama Yard Sign Gameshow: Gilmore Girl [...]

in episode 0000040: So we seriously, really made it back! In this episode, we basically do nothing at all. We didn’t think it would be right to just throw you into an awesome ELECTION 2008 episode without first priming the pump. Coming next: The 2008 Election Episode!

Well twist my mustache and tickle my ivories! The Bionic Genii are back!? Don’t get your sock garters in a bunch… Like when David Lee Roth hooked-up again with the VanHalens, this is an experiment to see if the band can still play after all these months of disdain and what-what. Join the genii in [...]

So we’ve decided to hold the baby under the water until it stopped kicking. We might be developing some new shows, but for now… just let it be. To mark this weekend in history as the anniversary of the show’s launching, here’s a special redux version of our first show, THE 2005 THANKSGIVING SPECIAL. the [...]