Geek Remixed

In which our mediocre hero finds interstellar inspiration on the dirt floor of a Medieval Times, and then finds himself nervous and alone on the fields of Pellennor, before finally irising out to black, and letting the credits scroll up the screen. Covers tracks 14-16 of Geek: Remixed III Download audio

In which our mediocre hero goes tilting at Gallifreyan Windmills while hitting switches, and then equips a friend with +5 boots of citysmashing, before juggling a couple coffee-stained beats down at the stationhouse. Covers tracks 11-13 on Geek: Remixed III Download audio

In which our mediocre hero uses a Geek: Remix as something closer to a blunt object with which to bludgeon and crush, before regressing back to calmer, lazier days thanks to the previous career of a Hall-of-Fame Internet Meme, and then shows his work on the Geek: Remix that’s closest to a science experiment than […]

In which our mediocre hero overcomes his fears of sacrilege by discovering that even more sacreligious feet have danced all over the classics, before indulging in one of the internet’s favorite pastimes, before almost crashing his car thanks to Terry Gilliam. Covers tracks 5-7 of Geek: Remixed III Download audio

In which our mediocre hero finds himself digging in strange crates, paying tributes to under-watched movies, before setting a ghost train on fire and explaining how a single video game helped teach him how to remix. Covers tracks 2-4 of Geek: Remixed III Download audio

In which our mediocre hero sidetracks himself by marveling at the pimp hand of one Tyrion Lannister, then his head explodes, then he pulls himself back together and travels back in time to when The final five Cylons finally got activated. Download audio

In which our mediocre hero traces the long life of a sad theme song before throwing that history in a blender, and approaches the themes to two of cinemas creepiest, craziest villains; one who wants to watch the world burn, one who wants to watch your heart burn… in his fist. Covers tracks 15-17 of […]

In which our mediocre hero explains why he DIDN’T want to be Batman growing up, and how the work ethic of his fat 19 year-old self traveled into the future with him; why there’s a song inspired by sports on a remix album inspired by pop-culture; and what the hell made him think he could […]

In which our mediocre hero builds himself a variety of houses: One to mope in, one to dance the tango in, and two others that are there just because sometimes it’s fun to build things, and other times its fun to wreck em. Covers tracks 10 through 14 of Geek: Remixed II Download audio

In which our mediocre hero learns too late of the awesome power of the Predator, and moves through a variety of dangerous jungles: The internet of the late 90s, the music industry of the mid 90s, all leading to the sound of something that should not be. Download audio

In which our mediocre hero lays waste to the living room with a trio of television theme song remixes intended to make the TV uprock and get down, before climbing into a lowrider and hitting switches, before finally cleaning itself up and running for city council. Covers tracks 5 and 6 of Geek: Remixed II, […]

In which our mediocre hero tries tackling maybe John Williams’ single greatest cue, thanks to his secret weapon: the one place where all his sample-chopping, drum-happy nostalgia alchemy really comes to life. Plus the return of the interludes – with 78% less cheating. Covers tracks 1-3 of Geek: Remixed II. Download audio

In which our mediocre hero anonymously but thoroughly (too thoroughly, in fact) helps shine an internet spotlight on one of the best bits of film score in the last decade, and then hauls three decades worth of nostalgia up the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum, before closing out his first album with the first […]

In which our mediocre hero pays tribute to not only the baddest transforming alien robot planet-eating-planet that ever lived, but some of the ’80s finest butt-rock, and the hypnotically scary sound design of James Cameron’s “ALIENS.” BONUS: A peek behind the curtain at a brand new Geek: Remix created specifically for 2012′s Fantastic Fest. This […]

In which our mediocre hero pays tribute to one of the sleaziest lawyers of all time, tries to work through one of his sad little romances with help from a Yamaha keyboard and a couple Goodwill specials, and combines Sean Connery with Sir Mix-a-Lot to create real mayhem. This episode breaks down tracks 10, 12, […]