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The Definitive Word

Summary: Join Will Tristram and his selection of guests as they discuss anything and everything. This is absolutely the definitive word of any subject.

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 NH 149 – The Definitive Nerd | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 37:38

This was our contribution to the aborted Simply Syndicated "switch-up" fundraiser. It's our take on The Definitive Word which was Jakob's gateway podcast. We recorded this episode almost two years ago exactly and have absolutely no idea what might be on it. If we did the original justice, it's a sack of rambling, tangential gibberish. But just because the series of Simply Syndicated podcasters taking on each other's shows never materialized as a pay-only download, there's no reason you shouldn't slip a quid in the kitty regardless (lord, that sounds dirty). Next episode will feature our new as yet unnamed answers and advice segment where we offer advice or answers to to inquiries submitted by listeners. It might end up being called Answers & Advice. Which would be shamefully boring. Submit your conundrums, general questions and requests for advice to: (also feel free to email us a better name for the segment).

 TDW 149 – Movie Poster Reviews | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 53:23

This idea was clearly stolen from Jakob of the Nerd Hurdles show. We didn't do it justice. ( ( (

 TDW – 148 – Super Podcast Injunction | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 46:49

I once fucked a chicken whilst wearing a crotchless Spider Man costume, but you tell ANYONE and I will END YOU!!!!!

 TDW – 147 – Random Celeb Fight Club | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:20
 TDW -146- Canoe’s, Fantasy, Jumping, Lunchboxes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 51:28

Cheers to Sissillie on the forums for today's 4 words.

 TDW – 145 – Summer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 53:48

Be it Travolta and Newton - John having a sing or Mungo Jerry urging you to have that extra shot and wrap your car around a tree, Will & Rich have a summery chat about all things, well, summer.

 TDW – 144 – Shortcuts, Airfix, Glue, Food With Dips | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 51:24

This may as well be about Airfix.

 TDW – 143 – Desert Island Stuff | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:04:44

What would you take to the island?

 TDW – Episode 142 – Vârcolaci versus Vampiri | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 44:04

'Vârcolaci versus Vampiri' is as fancy as we get. Werewolves Vs Vampires with Joe Logan as some kinda half undead, zombie thing.  

 TDW – Episode 141 – Weight Loss | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 48:58

Put down that pie and get some slimming Def Word in you. *thedefinitivewordcannotbeconsideredarecommendeddietandwillprobablymakeyoufatter*

 TDW – Episode 140 – Banjos, Slush Puppies, Skiving & Fish | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 48:50

A fishy country folk type guy who never goes to work because of brain freeze.

 TDW – 139 – Student Life | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 52:13

Here's your definitive guide to student life. There's also a video for this episode, actually it's more like a video of this episode. If you've been wanting to see behind the scenes then you'll like it.

 TDW – Episode 138 – Ping Pong, Japan, Swimsuits & Elevators | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 48:01

We like this new 4 word system so much we decided it should stay. I'd like to see Ken Watanabe VS Bill Murry in a Ping Pong marathon that took place in an elevator and that's right, they're wearing Speedo's. Maybe a tasteful onesie.

 TDW – Episode 136 – Wood, Inventions, Milk, Dance Moves | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 41:54

We invented a way for a pirate to bust a move with a cow.

 TDW – Episode 136 – Wiki Random 2: Happy Birthday Wikipedia | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 45:40

After the rip roaring success of the 'Wiki Random' episode, they wouldn't dare try to follow that up with more wild prods at the mouse button would they?


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