Summary: Podcasting\'s answer to Variety. But without the entertainment. Nor the variety as it happens.
After the last Smashcast's exposé on the failure of Mr Smash's attempt to take up exercise, in this very brief episode you can hear him exercise his vote. Listen out for the actual pencil scratch as he makes his mark. Gripping stuff. Starring Smashcast regular and housemate, Minty Colquhoun. [Download]
Under the guidance of locals George and Phillip, Mr Smash enters the Czech Republic with travel companion, Bradders. We visit the Turkey Project and while the word "Crisps" proves tricky to spit out, we address other pronunciation issues. Not only do we discover that Jane's from Essex, not Manchester, but Mr Smash unearths where the H&H Café owner keeps the sugar. Luckily, Oscar's feeling better. We have Minty's Review; an ex-pat export reporting from Downunder; the camp weather forecast; sleep and the most smashful cricket commentator ever. Welcome to The Smashcast [Download] The Groinal Sugar Café Links Smashcast Extra Smashcast Soundcloud Smashcast Gallery
Hoovering with Bucks Fizz. Old Tapes. Musical Youth. Minty's Review. Hawkeye at Wimbledon. An Ice Bath. The Smashcast tribute to Hovis Seeded Granary White Bread. [Download]
Pre-Glasto phone calls. Booze buying. Naked Kate Moss. Cheering the sunshine. Jacqui gets the beers in. Spaced Out Spacey. The Healing Fields. Lester's Magic Poncho. Meeting Mark and Maddy. Ladies in wellies. Mud. [Download]
Dame Shirley Bassey doesn't change her dress. Wanting to go home. Happy Birthday from Everyone. Lighting lanterns. She-pees and other toilet experiences. Spotting Kevin Spacey. The Silent Disco. Ewan snores. Mud. Food. Mud. Food. Mud. [Download]
Includes Wyn Walters, a Postcard from Australia, a bleedin' terrible Elvis Presley impersonation, Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains and some other nonsense. It's all nonsense. [Download]
Being mugged in Bristol. Adrian Bradley runs for the Air Ambulance and takes part in a Jelly Baby Holocaust. Oh Mickey you're so senior, you're so senior you blow my mind hey Mickey. Pete Davis sings about Bacon and Eggs for us while we hear from Chris Powell. Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise, tastes a new Marmite flavour and Little Becky wants her school demolished. Oh yeah, how important is pooing? SO important, that's how. [Download]
Canada Chris is missing England. It's all about the bacon really. Mr Smash explains the back story to why there's been an absence. Obviously, he doesn't really want to go on about it too much. And Sue Ryder returns just as we're about to head off to Zambia again - this time it's with an ode to 'Not Wrestling'. Doctor of Human Genetics, Louise Harewood, returns to eat a Kit Kat and tells us what she thinks, while an acupuncturist leaves something out of Mr Smash's brown bag of yucky herbal medicine. Meanwhile there's a broken arm, a father waiting to be answered and Steve Tierney surrenders as much of his dignity as possible as he tries to introduce his new son to the Smashcast listeners. Also, listen out for the Fifth Beatle Forecast. It's all rather smashilicious. [Download]
Christmas Past, Present and Future are featured here in the form of Ian Munday and Steve Tierney, Adrian Bradley and Brian Blessed's Yeti. Indeed, Ian upsets the New Forest Ranger's children while Steve gets so excited that he plops in a helmet. Adrian meanwhile enlists the help of the NHS to Stop The Cavalry and Brian Blessed tells us that the Almas Giant actually exists. One day, we'll see. We'll see. Also in this episode, The Wyse Man promises us a Christmas nugget to mull over this festive season and we feature Loopy's Christmas Miss, Wonderful Christmas. [Download]
Needing exercise, Mr Smash tries a little jogging when he stumbles across a pyramid in the forest. The Wyse Man doesn't quite impart his wisdom while Little Becky wants to become a hairdresser. The Digital Switchover leaves Mr Smash needing some paternal assistance and Mark Norman throws down the gauntlet to get his Scooter back. From Italy. Oh, and there's something for the Michael Jackson fan in you too. [Download]
Auld Lang Syne. Thora Hird conversational faux pas. Lest we forget those who have passed, it could be embarrassing. Hopes for the New Year? Going down the river. Nipple Hair. Most Pierced woman. Barking Beatles. Celebrity Big Brother. Football and bosoms. Welshman Gwyn Walters Ecology Today. Ricky Gervais Podcast.
Beatles Karaoke. The Moon. Canadian Chris's New Boots Story. The Depressed Hamster on Dogs. The Enormous Rabbit. Post Football Aches and Pains. Smashcast Book of Records. --
Smokey and the Bandit. Part 1 of a Road Trip in Snowy Scotland. Plane Food. the Moon. Minty's Review of Chutes vs Teleportation. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. Guy Harewood's Baron Greenback Impression. -- Orkney Made it!
The Moon. The World Cup build up. Panini Sticker album swapsies. Minty's Teleportation thoughts Pt II. Gwyn Walters' Ecology Today. Loopy's World Cup Song. Eurovision Song Contest Heaven. Paddypod. Come on, Come on. Bardo, ahem. [Download]
Over-excited Fishing Friends. The Moon. Sue Ryder's Greatest Bargains. The Sound of Leather on Willow - Dan Manns' cricket diary. Wyse Words from a wise man. Jim didn't fix it for me, thank god. The Pharaoh Song. Maggots down her wellies. Abandon boat. [Download]