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This week we met a man/boy who produces orgasms with nothing but a tattoo needle, a sassy 19-year-old who reportedly ‘has opinions,’ a man with a cat named cookie-dough that he dresses up… in dresses, an Orange County-bound Samoan, and a former Marine who is dying to kick his daughter the f*ck out of his apartment to make room for his new wife. Find Erin Martin at https://www.pinkshadewitherinmartin.com. She does housewives recaps on Reality Tea as well! Subscribe to her new podcast Cult Talk with Erin Martin (type in the entire name to find the podcast on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get podcasts!) Poshmark - Shop on https://poshmark.com or download the free Poshmark app! Use code 90dayfiance to get $5 your first purchase! Care/of - Visit https://takecareof.com and take the quiz - Get 25% off your first month of vitamins with code craycray !

Learn prison finger-pointing etiquette, how to wear your pants the correct length, how to choose the WRONG color foundation for television, and when it IS appropriate to ask your partner for a DNA test. In this episode we wrap up 90 Day Fiance - Before the 90 Days Season 2 with ALL the gossip from the Tell All. Visit Poshmark.com or download the Poshmark app and use invite code 90dayfiance to get $5 off your first purchase. (Hint, hint, Rachel!)

Angela wants a quickie, Hazel recites part of Tarik's famous rap, Jon and Rachel make out a lot, and Jesse and Darcey have make-up sex (DON'T DENY IT JESSE). Also... a super cool interview with 90 Day Fiance Reddit & Instagram Hero, Katie_not_holmes, dishes on her encounter with Sticky Ricky.

With special guest Kyle's wife! Michael seems like he's destined to meet Trump, Ricky drowns, Jon is a dumbass, Darcey and Jesse suck, Tarik proves he is a rap god, and I actually feel feelings about what happens with Paul. Sorry about any audio weirdness - we didn't record this in Kim's beautiful and amazing podcast studio. Support friend of the pod Victoria here: http://gf.me/u/mk9k95

In this bonus episode, we review all the Season 6 couples to prepare for October 21. Kim is in England this week, but we'll be back next week to review Episodes 9 and 10 of Before the 90 Days Season 2.

Michael drives Angela back to Lagos (without charging her a BJ); Ximena (sort of) forgives Ricky; Marta and Daya say 3 words to each other; and someone on this show actually f*kcing eats something.

Jesse describes his love for refills; Michael becomes the first person to lie about NOT cheating; Ricky takes Ximena to an island so she can’t escape; and we meet single-mom-exotic-dancer-catholic Marta, FINALLY. Visit 90dayfiancenews.com for recaps and @90dayfiancecraycray on Instagram.

Darcey and Jesse continue their steak-cutting discussion as Jesse drags his 360 pound duffle to the curb; Angela tells us how much 'artificial insermination' costs ($23,000); Ricky wears his fanny pack while being intimate with Ximena; and Tarik, Brother Dean, and Hazel wear matching shirts.

Angela learns how to dress appropriate in Nigeria (oh wait, no she doesn’t), Jon reveals exactly how many people he’s beat the sh*t out of, and Brother Dean slut-shames AND mommy-shames Hazel in under two minutes. 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days: Season 2, Episode 5. Complete recaps are always at 90dayfiancenews.com.

In this episode we witness a snail swap in Nigeria, Darcey cries a lot, Tarik has a religious experience, and Karine asks Paul if they can breed a translator so their relationship can thrive. 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days: Season 2, Episode 4. Complete recaps are always at 90dayfiancenews.com.

Paul's failed attempt at pregnancy test interpretation, Angela's pit problem, and Rachel's choice of sleep clothing - all in this episode! 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days: Season 2, Episode 3. Complete recaps are always at 90dayfiancenews.com.

Learn what we think about Ricky's fanny pack, Michael's Trump shrine, and Paul's lost luggage. 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days: Season 2, Episode 2. Complete recaps are always at 90dayfiancenews.com.

Join us as we discuss Episode 1 of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days - Episode 1 of Season 2.