BONUS! Space Shark Theme Song!




Read it and Weep show

Summary: Several fans asked to get this song as a separate file and full lyrics. Unlike Space Shark, I live to serve. -Alex (aka MC 'e') ------ Singing / Yelling ----- Space Shark! Space Shark! Space Shark! Space Shark! He's a friend to all and a ruthless killer. Space Shark! He's a sci-fi action comic thriller. Space Shark! NASA tried to shoot him but the missile was a dud. Space Shark! He frolics with space kittens and he thirsts for your blood. Space Shark! Space Shark! Oooo oooo ooo. Space Shark! Space Shark! Oooo oooo ooo. Space Shark! Oooo oooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo. ------ Rap Breakdown ----- What's that up there? Do you see it? Hark! Is it a bird or a plane? No it's motherfucking space shark. telescope, watch him move across the sky He never stops moving otherwise he'll die It's the Space Shark duality, benevolent depravity Flying and killing, without the pull of gravity He lurks around you in your space station He's about to get all up in your international face-tion Nothing can beat his shark mystique In space, it's always motherfucking shark week Bubble helmeted, mustachioed When Space Shark goes out, he's a classy ho If you want to stay out of trouble Don't tap the glass on his helmet bubble Never moon walk after dark. If you can avoid it, don't bleed around Space Shark If you've got to go out, use the buddy system And if you rap don't ever dis him He's your best friend, if you don't provoke If you start some shit, you'll need a bigger space boat Look out above and underneath 'cause there's fish out of water with serrated teeth Tail thrusters and a dorsal fin. Don't arm wrestle with him 'cause of course he'll win! Space Shark!