Summary: This week is all about the frequency of WTF moments that Teapot and Mr. Clay seem to experience. These moments range from lighting a man on fire, almost being kidnapped in Amsterdam (3 times on the first day, nonetheless), watching a grown man drag a child down the street in the middle of the night and last but not least, a very special moment when your friend’s girlfriend tries to give you a handy while you are all together at the movies. Get ready to learn about nipple extensions, robot hotel kiosks in Germany, automated hot food vending machines in Amsterdam, the Gelman, Teapot’s friendly face and step moms who need to be consoled after their husbands cheat on them. Mr. Clay gets a well deserved, long time coming reality check when he learns that everyone around him always feels wildly uncomfortable whenever he opens his mouth. Even his text messages cause people to cover their phone before they read them just in case a supervisor is within viewing capacity. If you are ready for some bad advice on how to solve family problems in regard to cheating dads then you need to press PLAY right now. Questions that get answered this week: Is getting a handy considered cheating? Is the random stranger from Amsterdam related to teapots mom? Why Is Teapot’s friend a ghost? What is every woman’s dream? Who owns Amsterdam? Why would someone ever say “Fuck it, free mints”? What situation calls for sneaking jacket-less and barefoot out of a window into -40 temperatures in the hopes that your shoes and Jacket are not stolen from the apartment hallway?
