Papa Smurf would be so tight




The answers for everything Podcast show

Summary: Lucky number thirteen (Insert air horn celebration here, woot woot!) There isn’t really a theme this time around so dive in for some random chit chat about Dwayne Johnson going to pound town on Teapot (no relation to the Dollar store in the UK), listen to Teapot decide why she would marry her own mother and then discover exactly what she finds appealing about her grade 9 math teacher (It’s not his math skills… if you know what I mean???). To make this episode a solid 22 minutes of entertainment, there is a snippet about roommates that touch themselves in front of people, a quick story about Mr. Clay’s rancid smelling farts and a revelation that “to-go” meals that are 100% entirely made up of cake are probably the greatest meal ever. Mr. Clay regrettably sounds a little racist when makes fun of how is friend sounds when she speaks Tagalog in front of him. (All joking of course) There are no listener questions this week but everyone will learn answers to the following questions: As a university student, can you live off meth and cake? Is opening one door and 3 windows going to be enough to air out the rancid smelling farts that Mr. Clay allegedly used to produce? Used to… not anymore. Nowadays they smell like candy. The good kind of candy, not the black licorice types of candy. When your computer dies, can you access Facebook photo albums or are they gone forever? Every person on the planet knows the answer to this one. Or do they? Are there any foreign languages that sound like chickens clucking? Will Mr. Clay’s mom ever understand technology? Did Teapot need her dorm room bathroom to be wheelchair accessible? When Teapot’s roommate got deported, should she have finished her ice cream before or after she consoled them? Marijuana may have been a factor for this answer.