Summary: Nobody likes the new The Mummy movie starring Tom Cruise. Well, nobody but Alex, who loves it. While he plants his chair firmly on the wrong side of history, everybody else discusses what they didn't love about it: it feels disjointed, trying too hard to make a cinematic universe, Tom Cruise is too old to play a pervy 30-year-old dickhead.It's a fun conversation about this show's favorite thing, mummies. Speaking of which, this week's episode is sponsored by Unwrap My Heart, the novel we wrote about mummies and romantic stuff. Buy it now!
