Summary: When this plane stops, man in 8C is going back to row 14 to get his carry-on bag - rest of you can go to hell. Man experiences wonder of bidet for first time. And Morrissey, now aged 57, sings doleful lament about Achilles tendon injury.
Summary: When this plane stops, man in 8C is going back to row 14 to get his carry-on bag - rest of you can go to hell. Man experiences wonder of bidet for first time. And Morrissey, now aged 57, sings doleful lament about Achilles tendon injury.
