The Feast of Saint Walrus Man

Summary: Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus Man's sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics.\n Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won't sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.\n Bono is calling his new album "Piglet's Uterus". We don't know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody's talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.\n Also on the show, Roland approaches Saint Walrus Man with a partnership and tries to arrange a match between Gupta Kronog and King Kong Bunson.