Eat Up

Summary: The Green Giant, moonlighting as a rap producer, is introduced by a "free form rapper" he is working with named Kream Korn. The G.G goes on to discuss his status as a recent divorcee. Godzilla calls from Australia to catch up with his old giant friend. The Burger King used to ride Godzilla, but left, so both he and the Green Giant are now free to party and mingle.\n Teriyaki Boy, he of the Japanese fast food chain, calls looking for now delivery boys and girls. This prompts Birdman to call, who proposes developing a reality show with Teriyaki Boy. Corey Haim gets in on the action, and not far behind him is his babysitter, Jam.\n With Teriyaki Boy still on the phone looking for new delivery boys and girls, Buddha calls. He complains that "through esoteric meditation techniques," the Quaker Oats Man has attached himself to Buddha. The morning breakfast man then gives his own side of the story. Teriyaki Boy discusses his ad campaign.\n Amidst the battle of wits between Buddha and the Quaker Oats Man, a man named Bobby Peanuts calls. He is interested in applying to the delivery person position that Teriyaki Boy, still on the phone, is searching for. Reporter Lance McPhillips calls to declare that women everywhere are attaching the new Quaker Oats ads. Mickey Andy Charley, former H-O farina model, calls to gloat to the Quaker Oats Man, and Jesus wraps things up.