Sweet Transvestites




Planet of the Grapes show

Summary: A male wolf who dresses like female humans, Lotharius, calls to explain why he does so. Somehow, a plan to turn Nebraska into a pool figures into his goals. His interview prompts a call from Link of The Legend of Zelda fame, who apparently has also dealt with cross-dressing and transgender issues himself.\n Two morning drive DJs from a Vancouver radio station perform an "FCC Hijack." Premium Priest and Baby O'Radio call POTG Radio while simultaneously airing the conversation on their own show. The POTG Radio hosts agree to let Premium Priest and Baby O'Radio psychoanalyze Grimace and Lotharius the Transvestite Wolf, who were on the POTG Radio phone before the morning jocks called.\n Upon the request of one Dr. Frank N. Furter of Rocky Horror fame, disgruntled ex-Muppet and POTG Radio's favorite rhymer, Gonzo, is called. At first, Gonzo resists the phone call because he's having "me time." He's celebrating the anniversary of breaking free from Nanny, the caregiver who watched over the Muppets when they were babies. He stays on long enough to discuss his dispute with Harvey Keitel, his several homes, and Frank's upcoming Halloween party.\n Also, a conversation with Grimace reveals why he recently had plastic surgery.