Papaya Juice Enemas and Christmas Tree Enzymes

Summary: Bill Cosby calls to proclaim how he feels twenty years younger after just having experienced a papaya juice enema. Withering Witherspoon, a mini Reese Witherspoon impersonator, calls about her boyfriend, POTG Radio producer, Willow. She wants him to become vegan, but is flipping out because she too did the papaya enema as well and all of her inhibitions have now gone out the window.\n Following the last segment with Willow's girlfriend going off the deep end, the hosts get three lovely ladies on the phone to compete for a date with him in a Grape Love segment. The contestants are: Margaret Thatcher, Sarah Palin, and Reese Witherspoon, whose bloodstream is taken over at times by the Christmas Tree Enzyme.\n Also on the show, Thomas Jefferson laments his obscurity on currency and proposes the two-dollar bill be circulated to help stimulate the economy. Frank Lloyd Wright and Alexander the Great call to explain the papaya juice enema craze.