In the Memory of the Goldfish

This episode has me, speaking, lowkey crying, recording shit in a single take because I couldn’t really do the second one. LOL.

Hash, hasn’t it been a roller coaster? We certainly did have the ups and the downs, the ups were glorious and without your support, I wouldn’t have been able to grow out my hair. Thank you so much, beautiful humans/celestials/ghost++ who have heard me through what's almost a day’s worth of recording(or more, I haven't calculated it yet.)

Thank you for existing, it was a beautiful journey. 

Here lies, In the Memory of the Goldfish.

We really miss Ploutos, the pussy who was my closest friend, the reason for joy, and an adorer of balls(his own.)

Prompt- What what what?

In this episode we talk about finding headless pictures, racism against vehicles(paperism), and falling trees. The main story today is about the Annabelle doll and "The Crying Boy" painting hauntings. 

It's the last episode! Yay. See you in the first week August.

Prompt- Be you.

Hello! Welcome to the second last episode of season one, where Koi talks about rescuing sex dolls and related to a 'cancelled' journalist of sorts. The case we will talk about is the disappearance of the 5 Sodder children.

Mail your listener's validation stories at koi@madebynephics.com. 

Prompt- How to make a whole episode with suspense?

A girl deciding to become a vampire after a dragon and a man who went inside a whale, which can become a scene for a good script. In the 25th Episode Koi talks about the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic asylum and the 100 dumb ways to get convicted there. Oh, we also have funeral strippers. So good luck listening to this one. 

Prompt- THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME THE GHOST OF THIS CULT LEADER IS HERE.

On the 24th episode Koi covers cookies which address "Sorry for shagging your husband," bans on spanks and little mummified humanoids. As the case, he discusses the cult called Love Has Won or 5DFullDisclosure who's leader Amy Carlson was found dead this year, in April.

Koi says "Mercury retrograde, oh god, save me, this episode took so much effort to get here. I am not kidding, I am annoyed."

Thank you for tuning in here!

Prompt- What's next on the world tour?

In this episode, we have (nearly) naked Florida women, A tea stirred with genitals. In Out of the Blue, Koi decides to roll out preserved heads, colonialism, and his general incompetence, for the main story, we cover the Poveglia Island in Italy and its polite little ghosts. Give it a listen, Koi is tryna fix his sleeping schedule.

Prompt- What is wrong with society and how to fish it over properly?

Dolphins are getting high! Yes, that's the highlight of the whole thing, along with a couple eating cat food because apparently, it's "lovely." Along with this Koi rants a little, like a lot, and talks about the guardians of the Scots, the Picts. The case we cover today is that La Mataviejitas or Juana Barraza, the female serial killer who murdered old women and got a song for her deeds. Listen. To. This.

Prompt- How make a lowkey not so paranormal but still a paranormal episode?

In this episode, Koi covers the case of the deaths of the hackers in Khamar Daban range in Siberia, and in out of the covered the Aokigahara or the Suicide Forest of Japan. He also talks about a girl with a very very specific type and the woman who threw her own corpse and almost got arrested. 

Prompt- Your eyes are burning because of sleep deprivation, what do you do?

Okaaay, it's the case of Bain family murders from New Zealand that is haunting this episode. There wasn't anything amazingly weird in this episode, other than Koi in “deep shit.” We will talk about paralytic recoveries, slimy gooey things which one can lick, and reincarnation. It's a chill episode.

Also, the next listeners gathering is in line! May 29th, send in your stories on koi@madebynephics.com

-hearts-

Prompt- How to recover from the Listeners’ Gathering?

An otter eating Koi worth 1000€, and no, we aren't smuggling part of Koi as animal food. In this episode, Koi talks about the Ammon’s haunting, or the House of 200 Demons, and goes on to talk about how the word Demon in itself is problematic and should be frowned upon. More things he decided to bring up are a teenager in a retirement house and a mom with an "onlyfans"(we stan, you go kween.)

Now, go listen to it, you better. Bye!

Prompt- Nothing.

NOTHING.

Prompt- Why are some men called “male chauvinist pigs”?

Prince Harry, the Chief Impact Officer, otherwise known to the Japanese as ‘dick,’ and an international ring of toy smugglers, and traveling vaginas, along with some serious talkies, that’s basically what populates this opulent episode. That just rhymed, we aren't sure if that bit makes any sense. 

In this episode, Koi covers the Chicago Ripper Crew or the murders of 18 women by the hands/psychological manipulation of Robin Gecht. 

Hold tight as we don’t have a Validation episode yet, stay tuned to see what happens. Oh! Yeah, there’s a moaning song in the ending. Enjoy.

Prompt- How many dead people do you want? -smiles-

Hey! Welcome to the more or less the most unstable episode yet, witness Koi's brain shutting down in 7 different ways as he reports about the haunted Leap Castle in Ireland. In the fishy news, he covers the 1 million counterfeit bill and a naked Canadian, following suit the semen-filled rains of Africa. Yeah, it's new, it's weirder.

Prompt- Reasons not to have kids.

Chopping testicles and family, yes, that’s basically the most favorite human pastimes, still wanna tune into the episode? Koi covers the Twilight Murders of England, where the teenage murders- Kim Edwards and Lucas Markham killed Elizabeth Edwards and Katy Edwards. In Out of the Blue, we know that Koi is a probable bugging serial killer and the fox spirits are, well, foxy. 

Hop on! It’s a free rollercoaster.

Prompt- What's worse, murder by an axe or using the perfume axe?

Koi ended with his two-part out of the blue in this episode and more clues on his conspiracy theory that all missing people are basically CIA mess-ups. We have a lazy walrus who is on a continental drift and people changing their names to fish, nope, it's not news about Koi. For the story, Koi covers the Villisca Axe Murders.

Prompt- Koi, where is the paranormal of your true crime-paranormal podcast?

In this episode, Koi covers a long awaiting paranormal story- the story of the faces of Belméz, touching base a little on the history of the affaire- Reconquista(Spanish Crusades), Iberia(the Muslim Spain). In out of the Blue he explains the most fun subject ever: torture devices you have touched!

He also covers the little kitty who made a plan turn around and pigs playing video games. He pronounced pigs as kids a lot, well, there is a corally there.

Prompt- How to ruin all leather bags and promote conscious shopping without killing animals?

Koi has dildos in his head, well, kind of. He covers the UFO sighting over New Mexico, a “long dark cylindrical object” is was. Along with this, we visit the afterlife with a MAN and an interesting manner of having family reunions in Mexico. For the story, Koi covers the Polish skin suitcase or the Murder of Katarzyna Zowada, oh and gives another proof that the podcast is haunted. 

ALSO! We are at the 10th episode! Who could have thought that this would last so long?

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Prompt- How to make a serial killer comfortable enough to become your own embodiment, of sorts?

Another, even longer one, Koi needs to be put on a leash, oh lord. This time, Koi brings you a couple who are reigniting the fire between them on the coldest night, in their car, flirtatious cows, rants, and advanced alien species which are incarnated on earth to guide humans as a collective existence into light, also known as star seeds. The story of the day is based on Robert William Pickton, the Pig Farm Serial Killer, or the Canadian Pig Serial Killer- the main culprit of the Vancouver downtown eastside women's disappearances. This one is a ride, you'll be nauseous, Koi was. 

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Prompt- What is that one thing you should absolutely not research or listen to while eating, especially meat?

Do you wanna look like a beluga caviar when you die? Well, guess what? YOU CAN! I mean do ask your family to have the “not fit for consumption” sticker on it. Koi also talks about a 95-year-old woman and the importance of fine linguistic skills to get ahead of the law. The story today concerns the Japanese Cannibal, Issei Sagawa, who also roams free and admits to being guilty. Oh, yea Koi also Out of the Blue talks about his dreams and such, what a fish.

Prompt- How to make an episode that is not scary to others and get scared myself?

We figure out why colds happen, discover the sensational and controversial news that princess Diana was alive before she died along with a man who identifies himself as a dog, thus can be taken out on walks. Koi also dives into his own childhood experiences, gets scared, becomes even more dysfunctional. He also talks about important things in the end credits, so you may better listen to the entirety. 

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Prompt- How to lose all your listeners even before you start, properly?

Amalgamating the unreal-idiotic reality with fiction inspired from another such realities, the third episode of "In the Memory of the Goldfish" comes with a horrific, macabre, and terrible tale of black shadow voids, afterbirth blood, and the general sense of disgust. Let’s just hope that this story remains as one of its kind and nobody is subjected to such horrors ever again, even if it is in the universe of the host's head. 

On the bright side, he also talks about elephants, political dogs, and cats becoming the reasons for love stories.

Prompt- How do you make something that was very horrifying, even more horrifying, chilling, and grotesque? 

In episode two of "In the Memory of the Goldfish", Koi talks about another squirrel, an angry squirrel, a potential presidential candidate, and poopy singing. The story has a house with walls enforced with a special kind of divine clay, the wine of Christ, and courteous insects. Inspired by Turpin's case, this is the episode of the past, yet too close. Subscribe to it if you liked this, if you have anything to say, listen to the episode to know how to reach out to us. 

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Prompt- Law of attraction dictates that thinking good fetches good. Thinking bad attracts bad. How does one attract ghosts? 

Mark the dates! It is the glorious day when the first episode of “In the Memory of the Goldfish” was released. Koi tells you about a technologically advanced Santa, moonshine for squirrels, and drunk cows. The story features people with mushroom heads and booty in the feet, a ghost pedophile, and screams from hell. The basic horror stuff, oh yes, there will be blood. Sometimes death is better, you know. Thank you so much for tuning in, if you liked this episode, please take a moment to rate and subscribe.