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Behind the SchƎmƎs

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 S01E76: Accept Nothing Ever | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11822

Extra Extra! Mostly Harmless Lunatics Need Not Apply Any Critical Thought! It's a doozy of an episode on BTS tonight. One of those...TikTok episodes. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in The Conspiracy Chart. We only have questions. Totally. Like Who's They? BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E75: Make Acid Rain Not War | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8360

Needle Needle Needle Banjo's + Satan = ?Blood Acid OuijaLow and Steady It's a 27 shot salute to the Air Force tonight! Also, credit is King as that 2 percent is exactly where it wants to be. It's a global thing. Second Second half of show is blessed by Dr. Francis Collins as the sky is lit up with silver. Always remember, we're the lightning's bitch. Rinse your mouth with tin foil. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E74: Release The Interlochen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9813

Smooth or Rough This is real Unevidence based Suit-O-Science! Get yours for $9.99! On this special episode of Behind The Sch3m3s we followed No Agenda's Sunday Service! Boo-Bury eats from the Book of Knowledge. What does genocide even mean? Quirkess teaches mindfulness and breath-fullness, electrifying the synapse with prana! Lavish gets behind the trial of Jizzlane as she doodles his likeness. Even young Epstein smirked. Keep killing him, strongest possible delete. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E73: It's Called Dread | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11120

Blink Out. The Call of Heaven. Blood I Scream. Boo-Bury wraps up a dream, and toasts to Dan Cooper. All the meanwhile he's totally not selling copies of Squid Game in North Korea. Lavish dives into the Red Shield "You Will Fuck The Bugs" Klaus Schwab. And Quirkess brings a new meaning of peace to the green room. Now please, stay inside the lines. I just wanna tickle a dragon. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E72: Jesus Was A Great Shot | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 8768

Trust Only in Mr. Velvet.Good Jokes Vice Jokes?Sounds Like Conglomerate Commie Fucks.Happy Patsy Day! Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to be joined by Larry Bleidner, a man with a masters in Take No Shit. On the anniversary of JFK's assassination no less! We cover what makes a cult successful, how much of a joke Jooooe-y is (not a joke!), and a special message from the shows favorite hypnotherapist Bjorn! Also special shout out to all the Freaks of Hazards calling in and leaving their scream mails! Welcome to the Machine. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. BYO3-DG Check out Larry's shows here! http://thatlarryshow.com/ https://planetrage.show/ Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E71: Eerie Over Eerie | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11140

Greetings Greetings under the Moan Day Moonlight, Come one saucy sage, come all Cthulhi! Bet bet bet chill bet it's another spooky packed episode filled with the Decline of Western Seed, and A BOTG report from Lavish hits the greatest Rock and Roll mausoleum. Quirkess and Boo-Bury blast down to Astroworld, with the 808 pumping! Flipping off the ambulance, it's Behind The Sch3m3s! Atlas said "Fuck it". #jk. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E70: It's Oscillating! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9855

It would have been worse with that Department of Death crippled since the betaverse. Behind The Sch3m3s is honored to have the powerful Graham and Darren from the Grimerica Podcast tonight! We run the gamut passing over social ranking sound effects out like mandatory candy! Wanna get in on some underground Sasquatch orgies!? THIS is the place to be! Stories of U.F.O.'s, paraweird happenings, inside jobs, BTS was full steam ahead for this one. GET SOME. Cut the fleshy part underneath of your tongue, reach up, and taste that God hole. BYO3-DG Get all things Grimerica here! https://grimerica.ca/. Get all things audiobook from Grimerica here! https://adultbrain.ca/ Be sure to check out Darren's recent book https://acanadianshame.ca/. Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E68: The Rock The Zombie Church Was Built On | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10033

You might be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you'll dance with the Reaper. Behind The Sch3m3s welcomes Quirkess backs for a proper celebration exploring Día de los Muertos! Boo-Bury courts La Catrina, Lavish has a spread prepared, and Quirkess explores the customs of this amazing tradition. We also have a little fun with the recent knighthood donation Boo-Bury sent in to No Agenda. Death is democratic baby. Everyone gets a piece. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes)

 S01E69: NutScrape | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12157

Defieing Definitions and Spanking The Academy Clown Pilled and Hella-Dazed And one sloppy 6IX Quirkess enchants Behind The Sch3m3s with screams and dreams that will haunt your taint! We spend the following three hours talking all things No Agenda Stream, Screams, and Creams. Literal cream. Holding on to that feeling makes you more alive when you're afraid. It's a robust blend of 69 authentic Dark Americana flavors. You'll find this comedian is temporarily Alex Jones. Sorry for the convenience. You're a corporate whore and you know it. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E67: Plastic Shit Sample | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10134

The Taste of Fresh is Upon Us. Behold, From the Land of The Rising Grey Area. Sounding a little porn-y... Japan WUT? storms Behind The Sch3m3s! Joining us tonight it's the guys from the future, OneTwenty and Matt Bigelow! Special guest star Sir SirSeatSitter puts on his best lavish face as East and West collide. Discussions of alternative media in Japan, Fresh (Not more, Fresher!) Biden clips, Wuhan shipping kerfuffles, J-Anon, V4V, goddamn there's so much crammed into the first Second Half of Show I can't remember it all! Very cool! Second Second Half of Show is when the Night Sports begin...OneTwenty breaks down a steamy anime clip for Sir SirSeatSitter, and Boo-Bury fawns over Super Mystery Magazine Mu! Then we go to Mu! Very legal! Now please, if you'd follow us this way to the basement of the VHS store... Eat your heart out Anderson Cooper. BYO3-DG OneTwenty IG OneTwenty Youtube Matt Bigelow IG Matt Bigelow SoundCloud Japan Wut? Podcast http://www.matthewpmbigelow.com/ ABS N' A 6 Pack http://www.shitmyass.com Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E66: Soylent Green New Deal | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12780

Straight from the rabbit hole, the man the myth the Moe. Moe Factz. Now sit back, and pour yourself some Moe Shine. One for the ages, the podcaster who can leave your floor stuck to the jaw, Moe joins Behind The Sch3m3s to breakdown the age old debate: Pro Choice vs Anti Choice. He takes us down hole after hole exploring the binary schemes that bind us together. The rap group formally known as Boo n' Lavish cut straight lines of truth as we have an honest and empathetic conversation about the natural unnaturalness. Or was it unnatural naturalness? Second 2nd Half of Show, Lavish discusses how the FBI likely founded the Black Panthers, and Boo-Bury starts a pyramid scheme trying to fund money to buy murder houses. You ain't gonna steal my joy, make it happen for a reason, and... Enjoy Every Sandwich. BYO3-DG Check Out Everything Moe Factz Here! Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E65: I'm The Public Radio Now | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11004

Here ye, Here ye, For a limited time only, Behind The Sch3m3s will film the blackmail YOU wanna see YOURSELF in on a golden VHS tape! Silicon Mercs need not apply. Supplies are limited. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit your local newpodcastapps.com today for more information. It's an abusive love type of episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury lay out the sch3m3s of your dreams. The Wicked Witch of Oz flies by, "I'm retiring, retiriiiiinnnng!". Hey babe, how about me and you propaganda and chill? FeedBag almost burns down, but that won't stop them from torching free speech. Set your calendars for that one! Fixing time is not an easy task. Lastly, listen to the sweet song of the Mockingbird. From 40 years ago to today it's the same goddamn soviet style tune. “Counter propaganda was portrayed as the only alternative to order.” BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E64: Gaped Hell Hole | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9506

It's the 2nd Sunday of the week! Er...2nd Thursday? Sonday? Thorsday? Fuck it! We're going on strike! On tonight's Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury touches on a looming strike by the kin in black I.A.T.S.E. and Lavish shows us a potential Manchurian candidate drinking bear piss. Straight from R. Kelly. Or maybe R. Kelly was pissing on the bear? Did the bear piss on R. Kelly? Now I really can't remember. Keep your eyes out for Hunter Biden NFT's commissioned for BTS by the man himself! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E63: Bjørn Again | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 11875

Enter the Paper Tiger, Hidden Podcaster. Riding atop (or inside) the Antifa Cannon. Klaus plows and Blue Tube Harvest. You will eat the lettuce. Boo-Bury cracks open the cellar door, and none other than Malachi returns! On this episode of Behind The Sch3m3s, Lavish has the blood of the Hawk, and will shred gnar. It will be hard going into the New Norm without Norm. Riptorn. Malachi dives arm first into his first Covid illness, and for 2nd Second half of show Boo-Bury hits literally every piece of news. Gwar fans don't know what NFT's are, "Did you mummify mom?", Dr. Fauci is a sickle man, and...you are getting very sleepy. Congratulations! Your Mass Hypnosis has evolved into Mass Psychosis! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

 S01E62: Dubya Dubya Dubya | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 9059

Desk fires can't melt steel beams, Left tracking the Pope of cover-ups. Are you a Lizardist, or some other Office Weasel? Either way, we recommend therapy adjacent debunking. Tonight on Behind the Sch3m3s, Boo-Bury and Lavish explore some parallels with Covid-19/11. Mostly because a Politico article told us not too. What's it like trying to find footage from the time? Strange times get even more strange. It's an episode so hot molten steel is pouring forth from the headphones! By the way, if you can buy that that? I fucking hate the Eagles... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) If you like what you heard here, check out our revue show! ms. informed NAtion Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

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