Old Man Focus
Summary: Welcome to the raunchy right. A world removed from political correctness, and maybe even polite society. There is no space for hurt feelings here, just unfiltered minds, irreverent humor, and the desecration of what the misguided snowflakes hold dear. Oh, and there is a lot of talk about the good ol' days, wacky headlines, and stories from the Old Men's lives that would make a nun blush. These are not the polite voices you are accustomed to hearing. It's time for the Old Men to usher in the new counterculture where free speech is a reality. At least until they get cancelled.
The Old Men focus on the Lauren Bobert (the new Palin), Pocket makes his tin foil hat, and free tampons for all.
The Old Men focus on a guy that wants attention so bad that he is willing to jump off of a bridge, another guy completely fails to effectively commit a drive-by shooting, and the manliest chicken sandwich that one can ever consume.
The Old Men focus on stealing each other's "hilarious" bits, Pocket explains why he thinks that South Park has committed an unforgivable sin, and the Old Men nerd out in more than a few ways.
The Old Men discuss their disappointment in Slash's changed behavior when he is in the pursuit of attention from women.
The Old Men focus on Ted Cruz's facial hair, Jeffery Toobin's Zoom abuse, a lady that slaps spoons like a boss, and they explore the idea of having celebs visit the rest of America.
The Old Men focus on the great election steal of 2020, Mitt Romney's cowardice, and Karen blocks a drive-thru.
The Old Men focus on some people who have had some scary moments while kayaking in the ocean and swamps. They take a little time to soak in Ellen's Nazi look, and they swing by the strangest Etsy store they can find.
The Old Men focus on the real divide amongst Americans, social class. They also focus on the 20/20 hindsight that comes with being old while trying to impart wisdom to the young.
The Old Men focus on the courage trophy given to the girl that recorded George Floyd's death, Pocket dreams of beginning his own cult, and Slash explains how he performs miracles.
The Old Men focus on being smothered in ranch dressing, ding-dings in wing sauce, and of course, selective breeding.
The Old Men focus on "feminism," well, sort of. You may want to check out this link to follow along when it gets hairy. https://www.boredpanda.com/natural-unshaved-women-armpit-hair-ben-hopper/
The Old Men focus on politics, priest extracurriculars, and cosplay funerals.
The Old Men focus on a virtual reality rave they attended, why we should all root for the forest fires to win, and Slash considers opening a snow plowing business in Maine.