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History Defeats Itself

Summary: A comedy podcast that explores if we, as people, learn from our history or if we're doomed to forever repeat it.

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  • Artist: Kevin Rosenquist, John Banks, and Greg Mitchell
  • Copyright: Copyright 2020 All rights reserved.

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 I'm Getting a Boat! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:16:17

Ah credit cards...the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Or, at least, many of them. On this episode of HDI we're chatting about revolving debt...in all its glory. We'll talk history, present, pros, cons, and everything in between. Plus, John will give you his current credit score, social security number, mother's maiden name, current and previous addresses, salary, and turn ons and turn offs. Come for the humor, stay for the identity theft. 

 Canadian Sugar Juice | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:22:13

So many of us start our days with that sweet, sweet jolt of glorious caffeine. But it comes at a price. And not just the exorbitant cost of going to a Starbucks. There are environmental costs as well. On this episode John leads the crew in a discussion about coffee. So grab a cup of your favorite brew, spike it if you need to, and join us for an energetic discussion. Who you callin' a psycho??!!

 We're All Gonna Morph Into Jabba the Hutt | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:33:36

It's seriously astounding what used to pass for advertising. Was society that shitty to women? Spoiler alert: yes...it was. But we're getting better, despite the best efforts of those still stuck in the 50's. On this episode of HDI we're talking about gender roles. We'll talk about how they were, how they've changed, and why it's totally fair for all women to despise men. Greg's leading the charge this week and he's wearing that thing we like. 

 Keep Chris Farley In Christmas | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:35:49

Our strong desire to buy lots of stuff is nothing new. But it is far easier to be an excessive consumer these days. Just look at the metric shit ton of people who shopped online this past Black Friday. On this special holiday edition of HDI Kevin leads a discussion on consumerism. We'll talk about holiday shopping and how Americans can never have enough crap and we'll also discuss the minimalist and zero waste movements. It's the perfect thing to listen to while you're stuck in traffic, filled with holiday rage, and cursing out other motorists while on your way to buy stuff no one wants because you waited until the last minute to do your shopping. Happy Holidays everyone!

 A 1982 Sky Blue Fiat Strada | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:22:26

We all drive right? Well, maybe not all of us. Babies don't drive, or at least, really shouldn't. Some people commute by train. Or bus. Or dune buggy. But most of us drive a car, truck, or SUV fairly regularly. On the latest episode of HDI John enlightens us on the complicated history of the automobile industry and its pioneers. Can a person be amazingly innovative and horribly bigoted? The only way to know for sure is to listen. Or research it yourself. But listening to us is easier.

 Miles and Miles of Baby Gates | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:28:03

On the latest HDI the crew talks about anxiety and mental health. Anxiety is a very real and debilitating thing. If you don't believe us just listen to how anxious Greg is talking about his anxiety. This subject has affected all three of us very deeply. Download HDI and go on this journey with us. Because we love our loyal listeners we're releasing this episode a few days early so you can listen to your three favorite knuckleheads while traveling over the river and through the woods to your holiday destination. Happy Thanksgiving!

 It's Got Hot Cakes! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:30:26

Fast food is satisfying. It's delicious. It's cheap. It's easy. And it's one of the worst things we can put in our bodies. But we all do it...a lot. Join us for the latest episode of HDI when Kevin leads the crew on a discussion about fast food...in all it's greasy glory. Wanna hear John and Greg get super defensive and attempt to poke holes in air tight information about the quality of fast food? You've come to the right play place!

 Safety Glasses On! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:26:06

Have you ever wanted to hear John talk about pegging? Of course you haven't. But you also know you can't resist! On this episode of HDI the crew talks about human sexuality. We'll teach you about all sorts of things you didn't know, didn't wanna know, or didn't wanna learn about from three awkward, grown men. Mom...maybe sit this one out.

 Your Butt's Natural | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:28:16

First and foremost (if you can see the image for this episode) that is a fucked up ad. Also, smoking is definitely not good for you. 2/3 of the HDI podcast team are former smokers. The other 1/3 is super judgey about it and seems to enjoy telling the other 2/3 how much irreparable damage they've done to their bodies. But don't let that stop you from checking out the latest episode of History Defeats Itself. Sit back, relax, listen, and smoke 'em if you got 'em!

 Your Septic Tank is Full of Ghosts | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:13:52

Ghosts are everywhere. They're in your bedroom, in your car, in your plumbing, in your 2 stroke weed eater engine, in your hair, in your parent's sex dungeon, in your Skinny Cinnamon Dulce Latte, in your leftover Chinese food, in your sock drawer, in your podcast microphone, and in your elderly, racist cat. The good news is that if you're in need of an expert to come and help deal with your ghost problem, there are a lot of them out there. Like a lotta lot. Like a crazy amount of people call themselves ghost hunters. Are they legit or are they just running around like a bunch of meddling kids? Listen...and be enlightened.

 The Electrical College | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:15:59

It's probably safe to say that the majority of us take living in a democracy for granted. But most of us vote and the ones who don't still probably know they should. On this episode we're talking about voting. Have we learned how important our vote is? Are we aware of how difficult it is for some people to cast their ballot? Can John pronounce electoral? The only way to know for sure is to listen.

 I'll Show You Where the Crayfish Hibernate! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:29:43

God it feels good to swear. You wanna know how good? How did you answer that question? Probably like this: "You're __________ right it feels _________ good to swear you mother ________ son of a _____________ stick!" We all have our own fill ins for that sentence. This week the crew is talking about profanity. Questions will be answered. People driving next to you in traffic while you're listening to this will think you're a monster. And have you wondered how to really insult someone in Russia? Take a listen. We have some suggestions.

 7 Degree Shadow | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:00

Look, flat earthers are no different than you and I. Except that they believe that the earth is a disc, the moon landing was faked, no one's ever been in space, NASA doesn't really exist, Antarctica is a giant ice wall, the Earth and the sun are the same size, gravity doesn't exist, scientists are frauds, all space photography is faked, and that Elvis is alive and runs the NSA. Other than that they are just like the rest of us. Open your eyes and jump on the truth train. Choo choo!

 Sashay Across the Border | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:23

No matter what your opinion is regarding the crisis at the border one thing we should all remember is that the United States of America was built by immigrants. It was a fundamental part of our growth. John leads the charge this week as we tackle one of the more hot button issues in our country today. 

 A Dog, a Rooster, a Viper, and an Ape | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:43

Let's talk about death, ba-by. Let's talk about you, and me. Okay that didn't really work. But we weren't lying...we're talking about the death penalty! Greg enlightens us all on the history and current status of capital punishment. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll learn never to say Mel Gibson's name three times in the mirror. 

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