Bawdy Storytelling

“You have Cancer. And now you have to come!” Stand-up Comedian & Improviser Jonathan Euseppi learns 2 things from his doctor: 1. He has round cell liposarcoma, and 2. Chemo will make him infertile, so they must collect a viable specimen right away. Still reeling from his medical diagnosis, Jonathan visits the fertility clinic the next morning and is thrown one curveball after another - but the stakes have never been higher, so clear a path, here he comes. #Masturbation #DirtyTalk #HospitalTitties

What if you could do-over your first time having sex? Storyteller Mosa Maxwell-Smith decides (at 15 years old) that her true love Jesse will be the one to take her virginity. But after her stoner bad boy is sent away to continuation school, he dumps her - and not even Tori Amos’ songs on repeat can mend her broken heart. 24 years later, they’re reuniting on his 40th birthday; can their love(making) withstand the test of time? And Dixie attends her first #CFNM feminist book club - live & in person!

Do you get turned on when you read aloud from Corinthians? Sex and dating columnist Anna Pulley takes us back to her broken-hearted teenager days, when a wise friend tells her ‘If you wanna get over someone, you have to get under someone’. Intent to turn over a new, sluttier leaf, Anna chooses born-again christian Will to have first time sex with, but she’s confused: is that erection for God, or for her? #Religious #Virginity #LikeAPrayer #Spirituality

Can you die of a broken heart? Sex worker and Doctor-to-be Ryan Reid is interviewed by his residency advisor about what inspires his passion for medicine, and he rashly decides to tell them the truth. This is the story of Paul, an outcall client who paid him a fat wad of cash one balmy July afternoon & whose life intersected Ryan’s journey as a medical researcher and prostitute. Just a reminder: Everyone is worthy of love and touch, and each encounter can become part of your story forever.

Do you have an Amazon Prime fetish? Legendary Comedian/Actress/Musician Lube Sommelier Margaret Cho visits the Bawdy Livestream to share her own stories of pony play, anal sex with famous goths, lesbian cactus cruelty, Android dating apps, and her plans for post-quarantine sex…we’re celebrating our 175th episode with a smorgasbord of true stories from the infamous Margaret Cho! Plus Tickets are now available for Bawdy’s first post-Pandemic LIVE show!

Marcia B’s non-binary partner Cami loves chastity play and humiliation, and Marcia soon realizes how compatible their kinks are - power exchange and cock cages work well together. But when Marcia’s Chastity cards determine that Cami’s cock will be locked up for over 100 days, she creates a sadistic zoom board meeting and enlists her meanest femme domme friends to determine Cami’s fate. Will Cami the Submissive be able to earn their way out of Chastity?

Have you heard of immersive erotic audio porn, or wondered how its created? Kinky TransMan Bearded Scotsman was having the worst year ever - until he discovered Reddit’s Gone Wild Audio Subreddit. When small-town midwestern girl Vivian sends a custom request for his sexy Scottish accent, he helps her navigate shame, finds pride in making her fantasy come true, and creates his own escape from reality thru its life-changing message. This story includes a brief reference to suicide.

Have you ever been cockblocked by that crinkle of shame in your crotch-ial region? First time storyteller Katie Jayne has always been queer, but when she finds our her partner has been cheating she decides to do some research and what all the straight guy fuss is about. Never one to half-ass anything, Katie takes on 16 guys in 6 weeks to deal with her anger and resentment - and she ends up with new self-knowledge (and some surprising results). Warning: this episode contains references to suicidal ideation.

Does your Spanish sex hotel have special furniture for shaggin’? In this sex & travel-centric episode, comedian David Nolan falls for an exotic beauty who’s way out of his league - a Ferrari, when he’s used to a Ford Fiesta. What begins with an English lesson for a Columbian actress results in a rather unusual Thank You gift - but can his faint Irish heart keep up with all the intrigue, espionage, and adventurous group sex?

Do you require scientific validation of your desire? Author, Speaker, Podcaster and Consent Advocate Jaclyn Friedman wants to study her orgasm, but she’s getting first date jitters. What is sexual concordance, and why is it so difficult for this overachiever to get it up when someone is studying their sex data? Plus Bawdy’s musical muse, Rachel Lark, performs a song she wrote especially for our Nerdgasm show. Lube up, cause knowledge has never been so arousing! #OrgasmDenial #IcebergClit #Fencesitter

Ping! Did you type ‘I’m cummming’ with 17 0’s and 1’s? Queer butch writer Sinclair Sexsmith tells a nostalgic tale of growing up horny and isolated in Alaska - until they discover sex and kink (and one-handed typing) on the internet. A telnet chatroom and a long distance flight lead Sinclair to the IRL sexual experience they’ve been craving for so long … but is this handsome stranger who they appear to be? #DialUp #Nerdgasm #Mixtape

Are you ready for ThorCock at Burning Man on 30 hits of Acid? Nomadic writer Lacyeloo Winkelpleck thinks that this annual arts event in the Nevada desert is the sexiest place on Earth - & finally, she’s solo and free to be wildly inappropriate, and the playa gives her the microphone and stage she needs to express herself. So when a game of drug-fueled ‘Pick a Sparkle’ leads her to tall Viking-like Thor, together they climb dangerous oil derricks and wrestle and grind on beds while hundreds watch.

If Captain America told you to buy that latex dress, would you wear it to the Ball? Engineer and Author Jane Boon felt invisible in college - I mean, who notices the calculator-toting career nerd? So when her writing skills start landing her dates, she ditches her oversized sweater for stilettos, bustiers, fishnets, & leather corsets - and suddenly, she’s an object of desire, with access to secret fetish clubs & private backrooms. Jane wonders ‘Can latex manifest this magic whenever when I need it?’

Ever tried to give someone an orgasm while hiding from the religious police? Saudi Arabian techie (and sex nerd) Abzi Faisal meets South African beauty Cathy at an illegal desert party, where they dance, drink bootleg hooch and cuddle in his tent. But when they decide to have a ‘real date’ back in the city, Abzi and Cathy have to navigate tattletale neighbors, police raids, & the accompanying threats of 80 lashes, deportation & jail time. Will that c*ck be worth all this intrigue and danger?

Ever eyef*cked a Canadian just to get another punch on your lesbian membership card? This week, Comedian Alex Black loses their Bawdy storytelling cherry onstage at San Francisco’s infamous Punch Line. They’re nervous to share their private life onstage, but just remembering that time a hot Justin Bieber-haired older woman brought them a bag of groceries - & wine! - and then getting to #ShowThanks by fingerblasting ‘em & letting them sample their finest strap-ons… Damn, that was FUN .