Bawdy Storytelling

Where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials.

Get ready to feel Treasured and Revered! After 5 years of exclusively dating women, Bisexual narrative artist Elizabeth realizes that she’s missing that Big Dick Energy - but how will she find the right guy for the job? After a few jazz bar dates, a TinderFail or 5 and the encouragement of a few other female adventurers, she receives an invitation to a women-call-the-shots sex party. Will she choose her volunteer wisely? And why is there no art on the walls at this soiree, anyway? #Artgasm #SexualExpressi

When Sarah Newsome decides she wants to dispel her ‘not queer enough’, ‘not kinky enough’ blues, she joins her friend Lindsay on a camping trip to Critical Northwest, a Seattle Burning Man event. Sarah didn’t expect everyone to be so cool and poly, and she feels even more out of place than ever - till Lindsay pulls out a double dose of daring in a ziploc bag. Now everything is sparkly and she’s joining a redheaded lumbersexual on a red light adventure in a canvas s*x yurt. #Chatterbox

Are you ready for a different kind of Pony Play? When AC Lobo becomes addicted to Crystal Meth, sex is like a 4K color TV. But after losing everything to his drug addiction, he decides to get sober - and now sex is like watching a tiny black and white set with rabbit ears. Can he stay off drugs and be a dirty, smelly sex pig, too? One of his favorite drug-fueled fantasy events comes to town and he bravely throws a hood over his head, writes a number on his ass in permanent marker and he’s off to the races

Here’s a new podcast for you: Purple Panties is an erotic fiction story created by New York Times best-selling author Zane. On the outside Maddox, Loren and Stephanie go against the grain when it comes to sex. But as relationships shift and physical needs change, can they keep up with the facade? Follow them on their journey as they navigate their professional and personal lives. The sun isn’t the only thing hot in Atlanta… Listen to Purple Panties now: purplepantiespodcast.com

Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has set a daunting goal for the month of April: reclaiming her sexuality - and what better way than with 5 foursomes, 4 threesomes, a group gangbang, and an extra credit orgy? Her Seattle sex-positive community of paramours, metamours and friendly kinksters end up being happy to help with her Golden Birthday celebration. Congrats on your Big 3-0 (in more ways than one), Tanya! #ItTakesAVillage #AskForWhatYouWant

When first time storyteller The Ceiling Cat Prophet learns that her son is a Furry, she’s not thrilled - but at least he’s not a Gay Republican. Wanting to make sure that her teenage son isn’t exposed to adult content too early, this supportive Ultra-liberal Polyamorous Russian immigrant starts escorting him to Furvert events, and soon her adult content red bracelet has her in a sling, being tag-teamed by a Sabretooth Tiger and a Raccoon at FurCon.

When Shawn Silverman’s marriage ends, he joins OKCupid and promptly meets F. Scott SuperFan Nickie, whose fetish for archery and flesh hooks feels like going from 0 to 120 after his 7 year relationship. How can he keep up with this wild child? Utilizing a trail of literary tributes and some dodgy GPS instructions, he shows this ButtSex Champion that while the Vanilla may be lacking in needle play skills, they more than make up for it by paying attention. Zelda would be so proud! #AnalHook #BrokenBones

Yes, they’re REAL! On this episode, PiercedAngel can only dream of sporting a pair of bodacious Blouse Bunnies - till she learns about the Titty Fairy and Bodacious Bazonga financing (The Girl Can’t Help it), Jefferson Bergey surprises us with a song about Dixie’s secret superpower (Yay Boobs), and Allison Moon decides that getting a breast reduction isn’t about the patriarchy at all - it’s about her own comfort and pleasure (Thanks for the Mammaries). Y’all, it’s Ep. 69, and this one’s all

Midori shares a spectacular personal story at Bawdy - be gentle, it’s her first time! When an older man begins to ask after her in her small town, nerdy straight A exchange student Midori sees an opportunity to escape the teenage boys at her high school. With the help of her 2 best girlfriends, a pair of hand-sewn fishnet stockings and a trip to Planned Parenthood, the night of her sexual rite of adulthood is finally here…um, why do they call it ‘Virginity’ anyway? #Graduation

Here Kitty Kitty! When nerdy new hire Jessica shows up on the job, video game artist Marley realizes he’s finally found his true love – and promptly throws away his stash of women’s clothes. But the urge remains, so Marley comes up with a plan: beta test those feminine dreams by becoming Krashkittn for Halloween. Will walking a mile in women’s boots tell her whether to share her secret (gender) identity with Jessica and the world? And what does Glinda the Good Witch have to do with love conquering a

When 6’4” tall Missouri farmgirl Janice in the City gets her first computer, she finds herself in the Tall People chatrooms, where she meets lonely Elvis Impersonator Manuel. This new long distance relationship makes her feel beautiful for the first time. She drives a thousand miles to lose her virginity in a hotel room only to finally discover Manuel secret fetish, soon she’s trampling Lego skyscrapers and stomping tiny cities in 6 inch heels to get him rock hard.

Fay Romero clearly has a type – or so he thinks when he meets up with therapist number 3 on OKCupid. Jessica showcases all the things he enjoys in a new partner: she’s cute, intelligent, and witty. He’s pretty sure he knows what to expect when she invites him back to her condo. But when aroused, Jessica rockets Fay back to a scary place that features snake-handling and speaking in tongues. Should he bolt before her head spins a la The Exorcist, or just strap in, welcome the demons and enjoy the ride?

When #TravelJunkie Cerulean journeys to Seattle for a friend’s wedding, her modest budget means a room at the Green Tortoise Hostel. A reservation error turned her woman’s room booking into a coed dorm – but she’s OK with it when handsome yoga rockstar Scott walks in. They end up canoodling over a globe and a few beers on a pub crawl, nerding out on World Travel. Scott ends her multi-year dry spell with a life lesson on sex and pleasure – and leaves her with new knowledge that will stay with her f

When married gay man Brian Abascal leaves the almost-nonexistent kink scene in Boston for the vibrant scene in San Francisco, he finds himself presented with a buffet of new experiences. Exploring the Bear dance parties of SOMA and the Dungeons of the Castro, Brian discovers that his new leather community comes with BDSM mentorship opportunities that will allow him to learn more about himself and what turns him on. Unfortunately, now it’s not just about what he wants - he’s discovered what he needs.