Bawdy Storytelling

Kat Attack can’t stop thinking about her Ex, so she puts down the Ben & Jerry’s and gathers a stable of lovers. But when one hot man in her harem recognizes that nostalgic look on her face, he thoughtfully teaches her to connect to her spirit guides for protection. Kat’s journey from sorrowful to service top will ring true for pegging enthusiasts, book nerds, erotic hypnotists, Burning Man attendees, hippie therapists, Game of Thrones fans, and inexperienced dommes everywhere....

Nichi Hodgson is making her rent the way few underpaid journalists can: by moonlighting as a dominatrix. It’s all in a day’s work till Sebastian walks in with his leather briefcase and penectomy fantasy. Read aloud from his dossier of scissor-play fantasies? That’s easy enough. But when it turns into a real relationship, Nichi slowly realizes that she can’t change who he is. Should she tell him she loves him, or clamp a pair of poultry scissors onto his shaft and give him what he really wants?

When sex educator wannabe Jessica Cerretani gets her dream job at a Boston’s premier prophylactic shop, she’s over the moon; not only can she make the world a safer, sexier place but people now see her as a femme fatale with mad skills. She’s in demand, and her dating life is looking up! Till her ‘Manwhore’ conveniently misses the last train one hot August night and they sizzle…and somehow fizzle. It may takes decades for her to read the whole story (on the internet) - or maybe it’s still a my

Have you ever had a fantasy that you’re fearful of sharing? After Saren leaves a judgmental partner, she reinvents herself and discovers a new passion for weightlifting - and for her personal trainer, Jake. They fall hard and bond over a shared love for bodybuilding, but then she suffers a sports injury. Devastated by her body’s new limitations, fear and depression tell her that her deadlifting dreams and relationship are ending. Butt don’t worry: this story’s got hope *and* anal!

Fancy a splash of French Vanilla Custard, or maybe some delicious Maple Cream? Kinky Blind storyteller Marco Salsiccia returns to the podcast with his tale of discovery: the hidden world of erotic lactation! After stumbling upon the voluptuous curves of #ANR #ABF and Milk Munches (with discounted milkshakes for attendees, YUM), Marco discovers a warm, wet, welcoming community. Plus Jefferson Bergey wants you to know that music can soothe the savage breast.

When kinky model Charra Steele plays Dixie’s OKPervert dating game, she’s drawn to an ad from a single female who laments that Bawdy has never gotten her laid. They reply, and Charra wakes to a text suggesting a no makeup lunchtime meet-up to check out the chemistry, they’re both a YES and a threesome plan is hatched. But when Charra and her partner happen upon GlitterNip’s secret fantasy, our curvy heroine decides she will do whatever it takes to give this new friend a night she’ll never forget.

Ready for a Double Whammy? Andy Miles’ cross country move becomes a gender journey: just move from Atlanta to San Francisco, meet an Elvis lookalike at a play party, peg and facef*ck him while your husband cheers you on - oh crap, a Starbuck’s barista just changed everything. More, you say? A rather familiar buxom redhead (you know who I’m talking ‘bout) gets on the internet to beg for terrible sex… I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Just ONE WEEK till the Bawdy Storytelling Podcast returns! In the meantime, I wanted to share some good news, and tell you what we’ve been up to over the past few weeks. Give a Listen, Bite those fingernails and Hold your (mastur(bated) breath, cause we’re back on August 14th - I merely ask that you TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. And If you haven’t, please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts, so that we land in your earholes just as soon as Season 5 launches.

Dani Lion feels broken. How can she possibly shop *this* body to prospective lovers? Her intruder alarm is going off, and penetrative sex feels impossible. But when this militant bisexual is told that her body has chosen for her, she refuses to accept the diagnosis. Is it sexual trauma? Can a prescription dildo help her? And what is Sex, anyway? What begins in Pittsburgh with Magic the Gathering culminates with Luke Skywalker in a tiny Canadian bedroom, where Dani learns what she’s really capable of.

Raised to believe that having sex will result in either pregnancy or venereal disease, Ian Dodd’s first time was a fast-paced orgy of terror and apologies - and a pattern quickly sets in. Will our hero’s memoir be entitled Disappointment and Kleenex? His own mortality and a parent’s illness lead him to that notorious bestseller, 50 Shades of Grey, and soon he and his wife are visiting dungeons, attending rope bondage workshops, witnessing belly button orgasms and exploring LA’s sex-positive communit

Are you a fan of Prime Rib and Creme Brulee? Well, Notorious Gay Porn Videographer Mr. Pam loves uncut Brazilian Manmeat MORE. Our talented heroine already likes her job - Naked Twinks! Muscles! Smegma! — and then she meets Rafael, who invites her to not just shoot it, he wants her *in* the scene. It’s all sunshine and orgasms till a freak rimshot breaks his boner, and now it’s finally time to f*cktest his massive schlong… Holy Hot Beef Injection, can this world famous pork sword be saved?

Does Size Matter? First time Bawdy Storyteller Ginger Cox wows Dixie with her Unicorn Evolution story - from post-baby slump, to traveling exotic dancer, to a self-confident, empowered woman who owns her own pleasure. First Orgasms! Cunnilingus Secrets! Secret Strip Clubs in a Kansas Cornfield! And Bawdy’s BFF Shirley Gnome adds her own sparkly twist to this episode. YES, Unicorns DO Exist. Shine Bright like Vagina, y’all…

How do you know that you’re Gay when you’re having lots of sex with women - and you’re really good at it? First time storyteller Michael Noel takes the stage in Boston with a true story of suicide threats, a mandatory psychiatric hold, and a geographical solution. When he finds himself experiencing his first kiss on a beach on the other side of the country, he wonders: Will the most important person in his life love and accept him, no matter what? #LoveIsLove #Pride

Tired of hiding her kinky desires, Heather Jordan leaves her stale marriage to find someone who understands her need for spankings, objectification and public humiliation. Enter new beau Steighton, who promptly takes her to KinkFest. Their dungeon antics catch the eye of a conference couple who want to take it up a notch - Primae Noctis scene, check! Ladygusher, check! and soon the entire convention is paying attention to this clever foursome.We guarantee you’ll never look at Braveheart the same way agai

Sister Penny Costal of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence tells her true story of forbidden love in the deep South. As a boy growing up in a Mississippi town, she was used to being oppressed by the First Baptist Church’s pastor. But when grandma comes home one Sunday to recount the preacher’s ‘God hates Gays’ sermon, Penny bursts out of the closet and with the help of her young lover, she enacts her revenge. You might go to Hell for listening to this episode...